Chellybreeze

The Chelsea magic does that to people. Its annoying magic. I wont pretend itll kill god. But it worms its way into people's heads all the same

And let the i c e chase us around?

Or, hear me out, she's probs socially awkward too

& because you havent been talking you dont know where she has been.

Try to be kind to both of you

My super sleepy friend tried to say my name but it came out as "Chelousy"

What is chelousy?
Is it when someone is jelly of a Chely?
Or is it when a Chelsea is jealous?

Hey, chelousy, hey cheelllouussyy

You're Probs right but with how BG came back for the superbowl last year its primed the entire fanbase to imagine Landan being able to come back in November if its bad.

Landon Dickerson getting injured sucks but to keep things positive this happening in preseason means

1. Gives us a chance to add/trade for help
2. Increased reps for backups that could blossom
3. Getting Landon back later in the year could be a boost
4. Stoutland is the best in the business

Sigmund Freud was mentally broken by eels.

All of his psychological theories should be viewed as the ravings of a madman suffering from eel induced psychosis.

Thank you for your time
/curtsy

Tfw someone you don't like but felt sympathy for unfollows you & you can finally unfollow them back

Cubone & I will die together on the same day within seconds of each other.

A sign reading Fried Dough 8.00 "Self-serve Toppings: Apple, raspberry, Bavarian cream, lemon"

Close up of fried dough circles

Metal tubs of the various toppings Lemon, raspberry, apple, Bavarian cream

A close up of another fried dough vendor

Maine doesn't have funnel cake.

It has fried dough.
Which tastes exactly like pizza dough.
The one I ordered was splashed with butter & I had a variety of donut fillings to choose from.

Maine has the worst food in America & you can't change my mind.

home is where the bidet is

Read it as pegging first. Still have that image in my head

Sabotaging the season for a pick we can't use until next year is wild.
Without McKee we're a single injury away from this being a lost season.

Worried that when ICE comes for me they won't take their shoes off before coming inside.

Yeah, fuck that bitch. Terf coded.

True crime show but its cops being interviewed by innocent people they locked up

Most episodes the cop won't even recognize the person

This is a cry for help.
No one without an addiction to discord would skeet this.

I have a brother in construction type work. The vibe I got was that white supremacist bullshit is so normalized there that if you pointed it out, people would genuinely get insulted because theyd be oblivious to it.

Do we have MVP odds for Sanders?
gambler voice:
With how bad the Browns are, Sanders getting them to the playoffs would be worth, at least, ROTY.
He beats the Steelers twice & he'll be MVP! Easy money

Tomorrow we're going to read about someone putting 1 million on the Browns.

a group of people are standing around a table and one of them is asking why . ALT: a group of people are standing around a table and one of them is asking why .

Word. Ill practice my Nancy Kerrigan

Gonna join a rec softball league

Every at bat I'm going to do the batting stance of an MLB player with a famously silly stance

I'll have stickers in case anyone guesses the stance

My WAR will be the worst in the league

You can use the same legal strategy as rappers that have killed someone & put out a song about it.

No, this isnt a diary. Its a work of fiction loosely inspired by real life events.

As an orphan, I can confirm this. Even when people have babies they figure out quickly its all bullshit & chuck 'em.

Big Tech needs to reinvent babies. Apple could pull off next gen babies.

protect your peace! bunny holding sword by burburanja

When you think of people or even characters that existed in a state of happiness, who/what comes to mind?

Maybe. Maybe not.
Stupid girls still deserve love & respect.

So no matter how much you bully yourself, even if there was a sliver of truth there, you still deserve love.

Might be a bit before my time. I feel like anything before 2002 is such a haze.

In 40 years when I can't remember my own name I'll somehow still remember AJ Feeley & Reno Mahe.

Neither deserve this. But I cant seem to forget them.

Mormon because McKee has converted most of the team over?