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Picturing them announcing this option only for it to turn out to be an AI filter. @_@

Bestie works in local government. During a meeting today, an elected official was upset that fire fighters were being given a small place to shower & sleep when on call. He suggested they limit the bed to 1 set of sets to save the town money.

Laughed when I heard it. Laughed again when I read this

Geoff Keighley in shambles

How I met your mother but every episode is a seemingly innocuous event that moved us closer to fascism.

Sick, horns, sis

Lol we straight up stopped doing it. So she stopped using the drive way. She parks across the street in a parking lot for the naval base workers.

Top dog was the tits.
Ranch wagon holding it down for the dawgs in the valley

How do I know its snowing?
Do I check weather reports? Nah.
Look out the window? Nah

If its snowing, my landlord will text us to say she's away for a few days. Then wish us luck shoveling the snow off her property.

If Hegseth calls it "the War of Iranian Aggression," bsky has to buy me a shamrock shake.

Do it!!! Have a few in my honor. I hope they help make this hell world bearabe. ^_^

Chocolate covered marshmallows are the most under appreciated candy.
Peanut butter can suck some times.
Caramel can def be hit or miss.
Even a bad chocolate coveted marshmallow is good.

The dark chocolate mallow cups are solid. I worked at a candy store a few years ago & being able to try anything solidified that the DC version is almost ALWAYS better

Yes!!!!!!! Midnight milkway is so damn good!

Phillies would win more games if they let our himbos throw ass on the field

Lmao I would have been so proud of her. Thats the type of creative thinking the school system is designed to eliminate.

Amazing

Only millennial mall goths should name military operations.

Operation:
-Orphaned Hope
-Plutonic Shores
-Freedom's Tourniquet
-Impending doom da doom doom da dadada doom doom doom doom "ENOUGH GIR" "okay, I wassss jussss singin the doom song"
-Obsidian Night
-Dale Cooper

As a Siranni defender, I respect this take.
Hockey coaches make no sense to me. They feel like the most vibes based coach in sports lol.

They get Jesus to come back & he's like, "why did you cut my wife out of all the family photos? Mary said half the stuff in this book!"

Hey, they finally found a good use case for WIP.

A screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation shows Data sitting at the desk in his quarters working at a personal terminal. To the right, Gaffer (cat with an eye patch often seen backstage on The Muppet Show) is sitting on the desk beside him in lieu of Spot.

Day 133 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
#TheMuppets #TheMuppetShow

The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates What to Know Photos Ma Casts Doubt Iran Says Dozens Are Killed in Strike on School No Responsibility The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates 4m ago What to Know Photo Stated as Fact 9 Killed in Israeli City Near Jerusalem After Iranian Missile Strike Actor Named

Politics of semantics 😏

A Staccata sandwich on marbled rye

You're timeline has been blessed with a little je ne sais Gecqua

(Alt text: A gecqua wearing a beret & smoking. Je ne sais Gecqua is next to her in white text)

Just a friendly reminder:

I've said "je ne sais gecqua" no less than 20 times since that comment. Its gonna live in my head forever now & I'm okay with that 🤣

My jr high had crossing gaurd duty. We had to show up early & help the elementary kids cross.
Closest thing I've seen.

This above a gecqua smoking in a beret would go so incredibly hard

Yeah, you could say it has a certain je ne sais gecqua.