Chellybreeze

Think a lot about how my adopted family made sure their blood children knew as little as humanly possible about my life.

That information was viewed as dangerous. It could "drag them down" or "hurt them."

So those "siblings" live in an alternative reality. All of them voted for Trump.

So, his characters look like you, & are named after you. Does he roleplay being you in games as well?

Just curious.

Everyone talks about the ole' treasure chest behind the waterfall trick. But no one talks about the treasure chest at the bottom of the ditch you fall into if you mess up.

Thank you to everyone that supported me to be the next Supreme Leader of Iran.

I've called Mojtaba & congratulated him. Being the Ayatollah's son was a smart move. Very strategic.

Ayatollah Chellybreeze would have been a historic first but we won't give up!

Oh hell yeah, banana in a hot dog bun would slap.

Sorry, thinking about how they use a piece of coal dust to form the pearl.

Heard a rumor that eating pearl has the soul of a miner trapped in it.

People are trying to farm seafood, specifically shrimp in above ground swimming pools.

This bill is meant to obscure shady sources like that since no one wants shrimp from Ohio.

Bobbing for week old munchkins, lfg

To the guy outside cleaning his beetle convertible & blasting nu metal.
It isn't too late to transition.
Sure, its scary but we got you, sis.

Today specifically is the international holiday.

Funny thing is, I think China expands by taking Eastern Russia. Russia, the truest believer of this model could see itself partitioned if the global order shifts to this model.

US being given the green light to expand in the Americas.
China in Asia.
The European Union becoming a more cohesive political entity.
Israel pursing a greater Israel map.
Africa being viewed as "up for grabs"

Instead of WW3, I wonder if its more likely that the major powers will agree to abandon neo colonialism. Choosing instead to return to the previous system of seizing land by force.

Major conflict between the powers largely being avoided if we stick to our "spheres"

I have way too much stuff for someone who moves almost every year & thats been homeless before.

I detest minimalism w/ every fiber of my being though. So here were are.

Lae'zel coded.

International women's day is only 23 hours long this year.

Little on the nose tbh

White privilege is keeping your children ignorant in the name of innocence. When the bubble pops & they're forced into the real world you get this.

They think the ignorance bubble was reality. Not only does it mess up their adulthood, it deprived them of a childhood grounded in legitimate meaning.

Multuple desalination plants attacked?
Refugee crisis or turn the whole region into Gaza?

Wait, the global right is in power because they fearmongered about refugees. Gaza it is. Everywhere is Gaza.

Thought you could ignore Gaza?
Nope, soon all of us will live in Gaza.

If he put in all that work & didn't get paid, everyone in the organization would see it.

"If JD did all that for nothing, why should I bother?"

Instead he's gonna be motivating guys like how BG did overcoming the bust label.

Justin Jefferson had a down year. Diminished his value. Showed a bad attitude as well.
Throw you a conditional 2nd rounder for him.
Turns into a 1st if we win our 3rd SB.

Brb gonna pitch cum stain tattoo teeth whitening gel on shark tank.

"Pure white teeth never felt so dirty."

Cuban is gonna invest a few milly. No way he doesn't.

Can't beat your wife if you're out solving crimes. But did a crime even occur if the victim wasn't someone with the right last name?

We found a hair sample. Looked like the wrong shade of brown.
We did all we can could do!

"The suspect passed a polygraph test, so police let him go."

What I hear: "The suspect's palms were read & birth chart was consulted, police say theres no way he did it."

If this is true, I hope Iran makes as public a show of it as possible. People hate this war. If they hate it even more maybe we peel off enough republicans to shut down this administration until the midterms.

I'm being too optimistic, right?

Absolutely no chance.

And men like girly shit. But if we are talking about project runway, the mind doesn't jump to straight dudes.

Can't be productive in a comfy bra
Need a bra that lifts my tits & my spirit

Starting to wonder if the Eagles are more of a DT factory than anything else.

Watching Jordan Davis blossom into his best self was my favorite part of last season.

He was so vibrant in all of the locker room videos. You can tell that he felt the reward of putting extra work in.

Go birds!