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Republicans soon: The Spanish-American war never ended. We’ve been at war with Spain for 128 years.

Tillis: "In about a week and half, we're gonna get a plaque on the wall in the Capitol thank the Capitol police officers and all the agencies that responded on January 6. All those thugs have been pardoned, and yet we haven't thanked the Capitol police officers for their work."

TILLIS: On Minneapolis, we can't we just say we made a mistake? Who does Tom Homan work for?

KRISTI NOEM: The president


TILLIS: That's because I believe the president recognized you weren't getting it done in Minneapolis

A facebook post from the I Fucking Love Australia account. Text: I Fucking Love Australia 48m • Q •• • TRUMP THREATENS TO CUT OFF ALL TRADE WITH SPAIN BECAUSE THEY TOLD HIM NO Oh here we go. HERE. WE. GO. So this fucking guy, this absolute oxygen thief, this walking ballsack without balls is sitting in the Oval Office today, right next to the Chancellor of Germany, and he just casually announces he's cutting off all trade with Spain. All of it. Forty-seven billion dollars worth of trade. Done. Finished. Because Spain, a sovereign fucking nation, mind you, had the unbelievable audacity to say "Hey, maybe don't launch bombing raids on Iran from our military bases."

Text: < I Fucking Love Australia 48m • • • • • That's it. That's the crime. Spain said no. And this thin-skinned game show host lost his absolute mind over it. Let me read you what he actually said, because I need you to understand that I'm not making this up. He said, and I quote, "We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." NOBODY'S GONNA TELL US NOT TO USE IT. Just sit with that for a second. The President of the United States just went on live television and said he could violate a NATO ally's

Text: < I Fucking Love Australia 48m • Q ••. sovereignty whenever he fucking feels like it. Just fly in. Use their shit. What are they gonna do about it? That's not diplomacy, that's what a bikie gang says before they take over your pub. And then, AND THEN, he turns to Scott Bessent, his Treasury Secretary, who's sitting there like a nodding dog on someone's dashboard, and goes "I told Scott to cut off all dealings with Spain." And Bessent just... agrees. Just nods along. "Yes sir, we can legally embargo them." Oh can you, Scott? CAN YOU? Because last time l checked, Spain is in the European Union. You can't just surgically remove one country from a trade bloc like you're picking onions off a fucking burger. That's not how any

Text: < I Fucking Love Australia 48m • Q ••• of this works. But here's the part that really gets me. You wanna know WHY Spain said no? Because their Prime Minister, Pedro Sánchez, one of the last left-leaning leaders in Europe with an actual spine, looked at the US and Israel bombing the shit out of Iran and said "Yeah, this isn't covered by our agreement with you, and it doesn't comply with the UN Charter, so... no." That's called international law, you spray-tanned wrecking ball. Countries have it. It's a thing. And what does Trump do when a country exercises its legal right to say "We're not participating in your war"? He throws a tantrum like a

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I need to stress something here:

The US destroying Iran’s navy is about as impressive as prime Michael Jordan dunking on a toddler.

I know the administration needs something to brag about, but this outcome was literally never in question.

The Trump admin very well prepared for this moment as always.

Imagine how Fox would react if Obama declared he was starting a war against Iran from Air Force One with George Clooney on board

No shit!

Every accusation is a confession!

Be Breast

Came here to say this!

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

Turns out he’s an inch too tall!

He's right ✅️

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Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

I never see this man speak without the feeling that he’s performing in front of a mirror.

Do you ever just go back and think what if Al Gore would have become president?

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Yes, ICE and ISIS sound the same, but they are different. They are state-sponsored terrorists sponsored by different states.

Pete Hegseth is an army of pompous phrases marching aimlessly across the landscape in search of an objective.

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Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people “recover,” all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially.

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Semi-sentient!

Trump Logic: Pete was a journalist, he doesn’t know what the fuck to do. Let me ask other journalists 🙄

could a dying empire do THIS

Lady Gaga’s father endorses Donald Trump in 2024 race, talks migrant crisis: ‘He’s a patriot’: https://nypost.com/2024/09/19/us-news/lady-gagas-father-joe-germanotta-endorses-trump-in-2024-race/

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