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@delbauchery.bsky.social

Writer, poet, farter.

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Buying so much Gorgonzola was an amazing Sunday decision that I have enjoyed every day this week.

28.11.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A graphic with six tv screens, two in three rows. The first says "November 21 Is" over colour bars, the second says "World Television Day" over static, the third over an image of spilled popcorn reads "Check out You're Gonna Love This", the fourth over an image of tickets says "By Dina Del Bucchia", the fifth has a picture of Dina Del Bucchia superimposed over a movie theatre, and the sixth over red cinema seats says "Poetry for Television Lovers, Available where fine books are sold."

A graphic with six tv screens, two in three rows. The first says "November 21 Is" over colour bars, the second says "World Television Day" over static, the third over an image of spilled popcorn reads "Check out You're Gonna Love This", the fourth over an image of tickets says "By Dina Del Bucchia", the fifth has a picture of Dina Del Bucchia superimposed over a movie theatre, and the sixth over red cinema seats says "Poetry for Television Lovers, Available where fine books are sold."

Today is #WorldTelevisionDay and have we got a #poetry collection for you! If you've ever given serious thought to Olivia Pope's jackets or wondered which SNL cast member you are, check out You're Gonna Love This by @delbauchery.bsky.social.

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21.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada’s proposed budget sucks shit

05.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHA

11.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not me forgetting I’ve eaten beets for the past three days and having a minor conniption every time I go to the loo.

10.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean like barf. A huge bucket if barf sick. Not cool.

14.09.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People using LinkedIn as a professional tool is actually so fucking sick

13.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I opened a new package of dishwashing gloves today, so pretty exciting day for me!!!!!!!!!

13.09.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Report suggests arms still flow from Canada to Israel despite denials | CBC News The government of Canada is adamant β€” with certain, shifting caveats β€” that it has not allowed arms shipments to Israel since January 2024, and yet Israeli import data and publicly available shipping ...

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03.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goebbels would be so proud.

03.08.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OpenAI basically says they want college classrooms to be the test site. We’d be paying to be their subjects. No thanks. Pay faculty, hire more faculty.

03.08.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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1 in 3 Metro Vancouver workers don't earn enough to cover basics A large portion of workers don't make enough to cover essentials like food and rent, jeopardizing their ability to live in British Columbia.

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03.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had some lemon meringue pie and I was eating the pie so enthusiastically that I got some meringue in my hair and I thought I got it out with a little water but it was so much meringue that I had to wash my hair.

03.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walking to my garden, the farmers market, and the vintage store and getting great things at all locations and getting home before noon is a perfect start to a day off. Now I feel like I can have a whole other second day off! And it’s daylight. Why yes, I’m not a night owl. Why do you ask?

28.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After very long days I very much enjoy reading @delbauchery.bsky.social’s substack. And sending screenshots of the β€œMark Carney is not some babygirl!” highlighted to USian friends who recently moved to Vancouver… 🀣

20.06.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!! I love that you’re sending it to spread this. No one is less babygirl!!

22.06.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eggs expensive? A weirdo about soy because you read fake facts twenty years ago? Beans too farty for your butt? Can’t get your grubby little mitts on fresh meat? Want to stay on trend meeting your protein goals? Could just eat the rich.

30.05.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my patented bad takes is that movie theatre food should be way better and that popcorn is not a good snack.

16.05.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WTF, Fuckface, Like, WTF Hey Fuckface,

I have a newsletter and here is the one that came out today. I am a bit mean. dinadelbucchia.substack.com/p/wtf-fuckfa...

09.05.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss you! From the afterlife!!!!

29.04.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turned on the live election results and fucking Jason Kenney said β€œadvocates of ReconciliACTION” and then sadly I passed away

29.04.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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And at last, the triumphant triumverate of The Place of Scraps by Jordan Abel, Wayside Sang by Cecily Nicholson, and Rom Com by @delbauchery.bsky.social and Daniel Zomparelli. Happy reading!

21.03.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle Let me tell you about my beautiful wife! Jay has been a dedicated member of the … Jessica Delisle needs your support for Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs

SHARING IS CARING: It’s fingerblast Friday yet again: use your fingers to click da link and blast some $ over to @jayarner.bsky.social

Help us reach 30% of our goal! πŸ€žπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

04.04.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
2025 Muriel's Journey Poetry Prize Submit your poetry to the 2025 MURIEL’S JOURNEY POETRY PRIZE. What's Muriel's Journey all about? Find out hereΒ PRIZE:First Prize $100 First Prize for a poem by a Vancouver Downtown Eastside (DTES) contributor $100 Second Prize $50 Fortuna's Choice: $35 for a poem selected at random from the longlist of general entry poemsAll winners and honorary mentions will be published in Fire In The Heart, the Muriel’s Journey Chapbook for 2025. CRITERIA: Content: Should meet one or more of these criteria:

Canada’s most unique poetry prize – deadline extended. 5 prize winners & 4 honorable mentions will be published in a chapbook. 2 readings readings in the fall! Please repost!
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19.04.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every week I unload my White Lotus theories. The first couple weeks it was that a monkey was the gunman, but my new theory is that it’s a bunch of loose cobras.

07.03.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It felt weirdly Substance ageist!!!!

03.03.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mikey is great, but not awarding Demi sucks MonstroElisasue shit!!!!

03.03.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adrian Brody is the stale white bread of actors and we have to stop rewarding him

03.03.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜No Other Land’ Directors Use Oscar Speech to Call on World β€˜to Stop the Ethnic Cleansing of Palestinian People’ While accepting the best documentary Oscar for "No Other Land," directors took the opportunity to make a robust plea for "a political solution" to the war in Gaza.

β€˜No Other Land’ Directors Use Oscar Speech to Call on World β€˜to Stop the Ethnic Cleansing of Palestinian People’
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03.03.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Okay I actually have said very little. But Conan is Conaning so hard!!

03.03.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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