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@damnitd4ve.bsky.social

opinions do not reflect views of satan my master.

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he brought you this

12.02.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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yet again, aggie

09.02.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

watched robocop earlier today and forgot that most of the lines are pop culture classics, silly me

09.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes, u take a dump that feels like the lifting of generations of trauma

08.02.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

edvard grieg (writing in the hall of the mountain king): goddamn how did i get so fuckin GOOD!!!!!

13.11.2024 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

knight: fuck you stupid asshole
skeleton necromancer: ahahahahahhhhhhh fuck you actually, my name has been whispered on the lips of the dead for MILLENIA.
knight: yeah well i heard you were a bitch ass
skeleton necromancer: I AM OF MANY NAM- wait seriously. who told you that

09.12.2024 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lately

05.02.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

satan…….,,,,.,,………………..

05.02.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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zzz

03.02.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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would u eat the voivod bar.

03.02.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

i’ll let yall in on something. the sauce? was never secret

01.02.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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aggie

01.02.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s the word thunderbird.

27.01.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sir what do you mean these documents are β€œyassified”

27.01.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking for a PAWG and then I found a PAWG and heaven knows I’m miserable now

26.01.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look man i know my chakras are out of alignment. that’s on purpose. i’m fuckin twisted man

27.01.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stephen malkmus was right…. i want a range life.. so i could settle down. u know

27.01.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

need a final push

28.12.2024 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear

21.12.2024 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re safe since you don’t make tiktoks about it!!!

28.12.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 trend forecast

27.12.2024 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

smoking 1920s reefers with eddie cantor

27.12.2024 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

been smokin jamaican dirt weed.

27.12.2024 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

probably sittin there like β€œdamn kids are really gettin into mental health these days.” it was 2014 we were just starting the whole it’s ok to not be ok thing.

23.12.2024 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i was a freshman in college i wore a neurosis shirt to one of my psych seminars and when i turned in my assignment that day my prof was like β€œcool shirt.” now idk if she was a fan of the band or just liked the fact that i rocked up to her class wearing the name of a mental issue

23.12.2024 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whoa whoa whoa it WHAT upon a midnight clear

21.12.2024 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

personally i'm big chillin

19.12.2024 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
aggie, the black cat in a comfortable laying down position

aggie, the black cat in a comfortable laying down position

he’s a lounger

19.12.2024 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just got an email from β€œgriffin butt”

19.12.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surgical Steely Dan: A Gore Soaked Death Metal Tribute to the Masters of Jazz Rock

19.12.2024 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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