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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner

@cumpassionate.bsky.social

Chicago-based cubby geek. Physically 6’. Mentally 5’9”. I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.

1,323 Followers  |  1,417 Following  |  100 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024
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The real fire was the friends we made along the way

04.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hi good morning

02.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 47    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Wait. The shorts are cute. 👀👌🏻

01.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Drag Race experience ad on sniffies is perfect marketing.

25.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Chores are done.

11.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 46    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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Florals in winter. (And pikachu)

10.01.2026 13:49 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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RHOSLC right now

07.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oops. Happy new year

02.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 62    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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Good morning!

22.12.2025 14:36 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Woof thanks! It’s a big waste without a hungry pup around to lick it all up.

28.11.2025 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴

16.11.2025 12:45 — 👍 84    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Thanks darlin!

14.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s the last thing you see in a snowstorm before you’re murdered.

13.11.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh it’s daddy bois. 🪲

13.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?

13.11.2025 13:37 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Well thanks babes 😘

09.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵👌🏻 no notes.

08.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*zooms in to check out the line up*

08.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg is that Jane Silksong 😱

07.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Arc Raiders

Solos Vs teams

05.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have the exact same problem

30.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bark

28.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 79    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Got a taste 😋

02.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 113    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Looking cuter than the Glintstone Labubu

26.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They really need to patch this out.

14.09.2025 20:04 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They gave me grippy socks when they saw the conditional formatting.

11.09.2025 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.

Our sessions have been extended.

11.09.2025 18:54 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He deserves life in prison.

07.09.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants

05.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woof, respectfully

28.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0