Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish

Ordered uranium glass jewelry a couple weeks ago, and I’ve been invited to a black light mini golf today. The universe has aligned perfectly in my favour.

A seal pointed ragdoll is sitting beside a small cat figurine that has the same colouring and blue eyes, and is sitting in the same pose.

Adopted Molly’s twin from a thrift shop.

So let’s get this straight.

If Alberta can’t balance its budget without increasing g taxes and fees while oil prices are high and oil production volume is highest ever, how is this independent Alberta going to be tax free?

Reality vs. Fantasy

#ForeverCanadian

They LOVE when you are trapped. My cat starts every morning by showing up to scream at me on the toilet to pet her.

Jimmy Buffett reincarnated.

If we reverted Telus back to Alberta Government Telephones, I think it would fix me.

Home alone tonight, so curled up with the cat and watched Bugonia. I only knew the basic premise, but my mind was blown. A great way to spend the evening.

Hybrid car with powered by Jesus sticker

It’s a hybrid so it’s only partially powered by Jesus

PM Carney about the State of Union address: “I didn’t watch it.” 😂🤣😅

I love this guy 😅🤣

I really wish they would go back to beep backup sensor instead of rearview cameras w/giant screen. It forced you to go slowly and actually look around, while still giving you feedback on the space. People just stare at their screens now and slam backwards, almost hitting anything beside them

One of our worst exports.

Though my smugness is pretty limited because we did have fucking Evander Kane who might be genuinely the second worst hockey man, right after Matthew Tkachuk

I know that the hockey culture is pervasive throughout the NHL, BUT I still love the Oilers because a) they only had players on Canada and Germany’s teams. And b) Lauren Kyle was liking anti-Team USA posts, so you know that Connor would never get away with acting that way.

We’ve made the entire internet unusable. And every single thing I see in one of those ads, I’m blacklisting mentally.

Rereading The Stand. While The Kid has never made it to an adaptation, he would be the perfect role for Barry Keoghan. Short, unhinged, I can just envision it so perfectly.

YASSSS I love Edmonton! Enjoy. It has so much more community spirit and heart than Calgary.

Lmao. Especially after 2020. I thought 2020/2021 had a universal grace period on resumes.

Also there’s no way that person is paying enough money to poach the lucky few who have never been laid off.

Now for the most important next step: choose your hockey team. I recommend The Oilers.

I’m enjoying watching people online argue over the discontinuation of the penny and how unjust it is to round up. It’s great to get to witness, since when we did it almost 15 years ago, people didn’t really bother going online to complain about 2¢

Editor sucks though, give me back my OG editing tool bar.

Top ArcGIS Pro upgrades, as noted by me
- Masking easier.
- Map series much simpler than Data Driven Pages (though doesn’t feel as powerful)
- Query toggle very nice
- MARKER LAYER TO SYMBOLIZE NODES. 10/10. My favourite upgrade, hands down

Yeah, he was trying to pull a Chris and get her to end it. I really hope she clues in and says no at the altar because it’s embarrassing what she’s been willing to settle for.

Do the elderly girl cats seem interested? I assume they are fixed, but maybe they appreciate the attention so they know they’ve still “got it”

Lent starts with giving up difficult temptations, like chocolate and alcohol. But now I’ve added nail polish and makeup to my “give up list”, so it’s morphed into justification for my laziness.

It has an actual purpose! My fiancé shaves his legs because when he crashes, it’s easier to clean and bandage leg wounds without hair.

Though it still doesn’t make it less off-putting that he’s more diligent with his leg shaving than I am.

#LIB #LoveIsBlind
Ep 11 spoiler

This breakup feels like it’s just one person sabotaging their own happiness. This was one of the best men who was obviously obsessed with her and there for the right reasons, and I hope he heals and doesn’t become jaded.

#LIB #LoveIsBlind

Alex: “It’s like soccer. You can’t plan how a game is going to go”
Fiancé: “Yes?? You very much do plan out plays and contingencies in soccer??”
Me: “he’s a goalie. They don’t give include him in huddles or plans”

#LIB #LoveIsBlind

VIC GETTING EXCITED FOR MONSTER TRUCKS IS TOO CUTE

#LIB #LoveIsBlind

My fiancé has pointed out that I dress like Bri, and he is definitely right. I want that black cape jacket thing.

#LIB #LoveIsBlind

Vic saving “deeply” might be the absolute sexiest thing that’s ever been shown on this show. He had SUCH an advantage in the pods, his voice is just so sexy and he’s so incredibly well-spoken. I’m glad he uses that voice for good, not evil.