Jaide

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

I hate this timeline and desperately need a new one. I started this year hopeful for my personal life for the first time in over a decade, but scared for the country and my rights. Now I’m depressed and hopeless about both with no end to either in sight. Also I got into a car accident to start Feb.

But in so doing, also declaring all humans as female. Which when considering how often female medical care differed from male medical care… we could leverage this to our advantage. “That female was given Viagra, that supports the false notion that they have a penis that needs to be erect.”

Good.

So I guess all males are either trans or are simply cosplaying as male since that’s not what they were at conception.

Institute of Medicine (US) Committee on Understanding the Biology of Sex and Gender Differences; Wizemann TM, Pardue ML, editors. Exploring the Biological Contributions to Human Health: Does Sex Matter? Washington (DC): 3, Sex Begins in the Womb: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222...

“All human individuals- whether they have an XX, XY, or an atypical sex chromosome combination- begin development from the same starting point. During early development the gonads of the fetus remain undifferentiated; that is, all fetal genitalia are the same and are phenotypically female.”

Except human reproductive development (which determines which cell one will create) does not begin until about 6-7 weeks gestation, with testosterone production beginning around 9 weeks gestation. Prior to the production of testosterone, there is no sexual differentiation in the human species.

“At conception” (a 🧵)

Deleting every photo, renaming a contact to 🪦, and then deleting the convo threads on multiple apps because their words and actions didn’t match is self care. 2025: Stand On Business; FAFO Supreme.

No explanation needed.

Why are forehead kisses top tier affection? Discuss.

If there’s only one thing you ever learn about me it should be this: if you lay out a pattern of suspicious behavior, I will absolutely call you out on it. When I said 2025 is the year I stand FIRM on my boundaries, baybee I meant that shit. I said it with my whole chest and I’ll say it again.

2025 is shaping up to be amazing. The trash is taking itself out, my goals and the universe are aligning, and my dreams are on track to come true. I haven’t been able to say this since 2019.

Boys are bein dumb and confusing. As per usual.

Do m3n have a 6th sense to know when they’re being talked about in a group chat? Bc it’s like EVERY DAMN TIME I’m talking about one, they pop up in my notifs again.

WHY ARE M3N?

Last night we had a ball. A Krampus ball. And it was _goooooooood_

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Well gang,

Looks like we have to fight, and defeat, a compilation of history’s greatest evils all at once. Civil War, WW2, the Cold War, greed, racism, sexism, ignorance, fascism…hell is empty and all the demons are here.

Let’s fucking go.

“Why is your house so cold?”

Because these cassholes won’t let me shrink wrap the windows.

The pawdacity of trying to abscond with my nomnommilkies hooman!

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
lonely := "I feel lonely"
alone := "I am alone"

if alone != lonely {
fmt.Println("Alone does not equal lonely.")
}
}

Ordered: 3 Granny Smith apples for the Dutch Apple pie.
Received: 3 BAGS of Granny Smith apples.
Result: More T-Day pies.

Bringing the total dessert collection for 2024 to:
Dutch Apple Pie
Cranberry Apple Crumb Pie
Banoffee Pie
Banana Cream Pie
French Silk Pie
Mixed Berry Pie
Pumpkin Cheesecake

She has such pretty bicolored eyes. Green on the inside, gold on the outer edges. Everything about her is multi-colored.

Of course my son wants something that was only possibly to find last month, and of course his father said he’d get it and didn’t. I love when he ruins everything because he can’t be bothered to speak truth.

More adventures in kitten pain in the assness. I definitely didn’t need to move the basket so I could continue folding clothes. No, not at all.

Witchy Yule

Small hands (and paws) but giant hearts.