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Whit - JediKraken

@jedikraken.bsky.social

Loud, awkward, and always hungry. Possibly a chaos gremlin... CNC Machinist βš™οΈ Pickle addict πŸ₯’ https://linktr.ee/jedikraken

91 Followers  |  56 Following  |  100 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023  |  1.9146

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Post image 23.09.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face . ALT: barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face .

I'm pretty sure a groundhog (or other small feral creature) stole my BP meds off my front step.

29.08.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a bunch of gifts in the woods and the word travis is on the bottom right ALT: a man is holding a bunch of gifts in the woods and the word travis is on the bottom right

Happiest of birthdays to my favorite Frenchman, the only person I know who says "FUCK" more than myself(and sounds way cooler saying it), and much younger twin.

15.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#firewaterburn #smashthepatriarchy #eattherich

11.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a tiktok about how the world is scary right now and we could all use a little more kindness and empathy and the conservatives flipped the fuck out on me.
I didn't call out names or situations, yet these guys got awful defensive and started coming after me...

11.06.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .

Shout out to the awesome people who bought stuff off our gift list! (We totally didn't just now open some because they got swallowed up in boxes that needed unpacked πŸ‘€)
Seriously though, I appreciate ya!

25.05.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish we had hired movers, but we used that money for a new couch πŸ˜†

18.05.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish we could come help, but we just used our last vaca days to move ourselves. After we are both all settled, we need to play some games and decompress.

18.05.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You got this! We are 99% moved, gotta grab a few things from the old place, and go clean it's empty shell...the unpacking is my next battle... I'm already over it, though. πŸ˜…

18.05.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

99% moved
10% unpacked
I'm tired, everything hurts, and I have to go back to work tomorrow.
But it's worth it, this place is a dream. I will try to do a tour once we get some stuff unpacked.

18.05.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moving has absolutely wrecked my brain. I'm exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated. I'm missing stuff I know I packed. Sending you a non-hug hug.

18.05.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a truck that says we 're moving on the back of it ALT: a truck that says we 're moving on the back of it

The Uhaul is parked out front. We got the keys. Let's do this!
Here is the registry again for those asking.
We Bought a House! - Amazon Gift List - www.amazon.com/registries/g...

14.05.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air

We signed the papers.. we are officially homeowners!!!

12.05.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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We Bought a House! | Amazon Gift List

@arcanelumi.bsky.social and @prosperousguard.bsky.social requested I make and share a registry/wishlist... so here ya go.
We Bought a House! - Amazon Gift List - www.amazon.com/registries/g...

11.05.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .

We close Monday at noon.

08.05.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are moving the cats and beds first so we can all crash at the new place.

08.05.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@arcanelumi.bsky.social and @prosperousguard.bsky.social
i will have this posted Saturday night after the final walk through.... gotta measure a couple things first... πŸ‘€

08.05.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta make it. I will post it here.

07.05.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will work on it tonight and post it here for you!

07.05.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background . ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background .

We close on Monday!
Is this really happening?
Should I share my Amazon list? (I know throne is the better, but it won't let me add some of the stuff we want/need)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

07.05.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They all have that exact facial hair. 🀣

04.05.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. I'm sore, and we still have the loading and unloading to do 😭

04.05.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We barely made a dent.

04.05.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You look like 90% of the guys at work over 45 🀣

04.05.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

20 some boxes packed and about 20 bags of stuff to toss gathered... I'm so ready to close and be done moving.

04.05.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't ready...

26.04.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a floral shirt is crying ALT: a man wearing a floral shirt is crying

I just caught up on season 2 of The Last of Us.. I never played the games..

26.04.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My tiktok was hacked, I'm trying to recover it, if not my new handle is @thejedikraken2.0 for now... I've sent in a bunch of tickets. If you want to help me get tiktoks attention, feel free to interact with the video posted on the new account.

18.04.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be wild as we are going to be moving.. should I try to plan on trying to be live at least once to raise some money?

09.04.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are making me train someone at work 😭

07.04.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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