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Data_vvitch

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Writer, noise musician, and above all, a shitposter

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So the Telegraph is taking this well

27.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5792    πŸ” 1092    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 285

What if gods were pop stars?

27.02.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green bodysuit is dancing in front of a trailer that says fx on it ALT: a man in a green bodysuit is dancing in front of a trailer that says fx on it

gorton and denton

27.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Let's all take a moment to think about what a terrible night Nigel Farage is having

27.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

The podcasts will continue until our morale improves, I see

25.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's fine, so long as you enjoy the 1998 classic film The Mummy

25.02.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's right, it's The Curse Of Ra

25.02.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the "AI Controls" settings of Firefox version 148 showing all AI "enhancements" blocked

A screenshot of the "AI Controls" settings of Firefox version 148 showing all AI "enhancements" blocked

I don't think I've actually been excited to update to the latest version of Firefox since the version number was in single figures, but the latest version - 148 - ships with a "switch off all AI" setting that I have swiftly enabled.

Any software that includes AI should have a kill switch like this

25.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Just a mere hundred years ago and we're talking about a vastly worse living condition. (A time that is only just slipping out of living memory, no less -!)

24.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Panel one (so long as I've set out the proper time for it beforehand)

24.02.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zippy *and* Whitehouse - next thing we know, you'll be chasing a cheese down a hill

23.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I go to a party. I get everyone to listen to extratone. The vibes are indescribable.

21.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

20.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4473    πŸ” 715    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 17

Kids today don't know that zydrate comes in a little glass vial

19.02.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5

The future is not evenly distributed, et cetera

18.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
two old chinese guys, one very old, one smoking a cigarette and one extending a cigarette to the viewer. from a viral tweet that said the ancestors are going to need you to lock in son.

two old chinese guys, one very old, one smoking a cigarette and one extending a cigarette to the viewer. from a viral tweet that said the ancestors are going to need you to lock in son.

the energy with which i am wishing you all a happy new year

18.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3328    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12

Seeing that in 2016 was a time, to be sure (it's tied up in personal events that happened damn near the same week, as I recall)

17.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CΓΊchullain didn't die defending Ireland from Margaret Thatcher at the Battle Of Clontarf for you to put something other than plain, Catholic sugar on your pancakes

17.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 15

Only fifteen minutes?

17.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit he really really said this he typed this shit on the Internet i hate him so much

15.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 601    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 45

I really, really hate the Lost Pagan Utopia myth as popular among people disillusioned with Christianity, not just because it just does not seem accurate, but also because its mythology has /objectively terrible/ implications for modern politics.

15.02.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Some sort of were-creature, perhaps

14.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post by The Guardian @theguardia... β€’ 32m
β€’ Enbyphobia
β€’ Transmisogyny
β€’ Transphobia (General)
'Carnage of concern and upset':
Women's Institute groups close after transgender ban

Picture of a protest with a flag saying β€œTHE W/I WELCOMES ALL WOMEN”

"Carnage of concern and upset:
Women's Institute groups close after transgender ban
Members warn NFWI decision has opened up toxic culture that deters...
www.theguardian.com

Post by The Guardian @theguardia... β€’ 32m β€’ Enbyphobia β€’ Transmisogyny β€’ Transphobia (General) 'Carnage of concern and upset': Women's Institute groups close after transgender ban Picture of a protest with a flag saying β€œTHE W/I WELCOMES ALL WOMEN” "Carnage of concern and upset: Women's Institute groups close after transgender ban Members warn NFWI decision has opened up toxic culture that deters... www.theguardian.com

I said when this was announced that the only ethical response was everyone leaving and joining trans inclusive groups in protest.

I’m impressed by the hundreds of women who have:

14.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 695    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7
12.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1803    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

evangelicals are such a joke. 100 years of patting themselves on the back about how they're totally gonna recognize the antichrist when he shows up, now a LDS-alligned torture porn billionaire literally named MR BEAST is building a child financial enslavement app and they sleep

10.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1181    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4
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Operation Wetback - Wikipedia

Here is an American example from a couple decades prior

(Yes, they did call it that)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operati...

09.02.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Green’s Dictionary of Slang is the largest historical dictionary of English slang. Written by Jonathon Green over 17 years from 1993, it reached the printed page in 2010 in a three-volume set containing nearly 100,000 entries supported by over 400,000 citations from c. ad 1000 to the present day. The main focus of the dictionary is the coverage of over 500 years of slang from c. 1500 onwards.
The printed version of the dictionary received the Dartmouth Medal for outstanding works of reference from the American Library Association in 2012; fellow recipients include the Dictionary of American Regional English, the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography, and the New Grove Dictionary of Music and Musicians. It has been hailed by the American New York Times as β€˜the piΓ¨ce de rΓ©sistance of English slang studies’ and by the British Sunday Times as β€˜a stupendous achievement, in range, meticulous scholarship, and not least entertainment value’.
On this website the dictionary is now available in updated online form for the first time, complete with advanced search tools enabling search by definition and history, and an expanded bibliography of slang sources from the early modern period to the present day. Since the print edition, nearly 60,000 quotations have been added, supporting 5,000 new senses in 2,500 new entries and sub-entries, of which around half are new slang terms from the last five years."

SOURCE: https://greensdictofslang.com/

"Green’s Dictionary of Slang is the largest historical dictionary of English slang. Written by Jonathon Green over 17 years from 1993, it reached the printed page in 2010 in a three-volume set containing nearly 100,000 entries supported by over 400,000 citations from c. ad 1000 to the present day. The main focus of the dictionary is the coverage of over 500 years of slang from c. 1500 onwards. The printed version of the dictionary received the Dartmouth Medal for outstanding works of reference from the American Library Association in 2012; fellow recipients include the Dictionary of American Regional English, the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography, and the New Grove Dictionary of Music and Musicians. It has been hailed by the American New York Times as β€˜the piΓ¨ce de rΓ©sistance of English slang studies’ and by the British Sunday Times as β€˜a stupendous achievement, in range, meticulous scholarship, and not least entertainment value’. On this website the dictionary is now available in updated online form for the first time, complete with advanced search tools enabling search by definition and history, and an expanded bibliography of slang sources from the early modern period to the present day. Since the print edition, nearly 60,000 quotations have been added, supporting 5,000 new senses in 2,500 new entries and sub-entries, of which around half are new slang terms from the last five years." SOURCE: https://greensdictofslang.com/

Green’s Dictionary of Slang is now available as a free website!

greensdictofslang.com

07.02.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

As it's BCF, of course I'm picking up a copy of this

06.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0