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a screenshot of the scryfall page for an island with impact font poorly placed over it that says "did this card just break magic the gathering" and a caricature of a man pointing up to it with shoddy greenscreen

youtube shorts are just this same guy yelling at me about magic cards and its horrible

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

These things are crazy lookin’

I’m starting to think the YouTube Shorts-ification of prestige television shows is a psyop to get people to rewatch them, and it’s working. They got me on The Wire and I just restarted GoT.

6/8 done on my Value Vintage battle box, got some @infinitokens.com deck labels at PAX and now have room to fit a small deck primer on the front of each!

What’s worse? Thursday that feels like a Friday? Or Friday that feels like a Tuesday?

Rewatching it again to catch my gf up for Fionna and Cake and man, Adventure Time continues to be the best series of all time

An NPC is saying, "Well, good luck. Go get yourself a GF."

Final Fantasy VIII (PS1, 1999)

"It’s up to you whether to ride the waves or to let’em die. That is the motto that all lifters live by, isn’t it?”

Holland: @mechspiral.bsky.social
📸: @allyspock.bsky.social

#eureka7 #eureka7cosplay #cosplay #hollandnovak

Yeah sort of- they’re doing “scene boxes” for the holidays which are premade boxes of 6 cards that all form a little scene together, but they’re new/mechanically unique. They’re doing ones for 1, 8, 9, and 15. And a bundle with 10 packs and 2 alt-art promos from a pool of options.

Unfortunately they got my ass with this one, not really sure what the logic is with Squall but the rest of these are bangers

tumblr post from astralcafe. "I Hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers" followed by a picture of the Vivi Ornitier card and the Agatha's soul cauldron card. Further text reads "watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table"

zidane final fantasy 9 saying "its so fucking oppressive, the dominant strategy doesn't even begin to describe that 80% of all decks used at tournament right now are this. i hope they ban both these frickin cards the standard meta sucks right now for a broke bitch like me". Next to zidane is Adelbert weeping with his eyeliner running hollering "NO NOT MY BOY NOOOO SAVE HIM FROM BEING SOUP theyre boiling my son NOOOOOO"

really big fan of this post. goated imo

Posting all my Nero cosplays because I can ✨I really want to make her gaudy idol outfit next, she has so many fun looks!

3rd ascen Nero 📸 @allyspock.bsky.social
1st ascen Nero 📸 Large Photography
Summer Nero 📸 @kaysol.bsky.social

#fategrandorder #FGO

The man known as the King of Hearts, Domon Kasshu!!

Domon: @mechspiral.bsky.social
📷 @kaysol.bsky.social

New pics of my summer Nero cosplay and I love them! I love this dress I'm so glad I got another chance to wear it.

📸 @kaysol.bsky.social

I have this costume for sale on my Etsy still!

ukrainekraine.etsy.com/listing/4354...

"Who did this to you? How did you ever get so messed up?"

@kaysol.bsky.social was kind enough to get some photos of my Gilbert cosplay. Finally cosplaying from my favorite manga was a joy - I was just terminally exhausted. That's fine Gilbert is too.

Blocked

"These hands of ours are burning red! Their loud cry tells us to grasp happiness!!"

Got to cosplay from one of my favorite Gundam series at Otakon. Can't wait to wear Domon again, it was a ton of fun!

Domon: @mechspiral.bsky.social
Rain: @softieghost.bsky.social
📸: @kaysol.bsky.social

Developing a new metric for any classic animated show reboot called TTC (Time To Cancelled), this is how long it takes for the reboot to make a mention or explicit plot line out of cancel culture

#EldenRing Ranni

A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Character illustration of Zidane Tribal from Final Fantasy 9.

Character art of Vivi Ornitier from Final Fantasy IX.

Drawing of Adelbert Steiner from FFIX.

Character design of Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII aka Dagger from FF9.

omw to unalive necron 🗡️☄️

#FinalFantasy #FFIX #FF9

Luckily Ginger Root is on a different day than the other two but we already bought tickets to TWRP before Marc Rebillet even announced his tour 😭

Three of my all time favorite bands are all playing in my area on my birthday weekend, what kind of weird kismet is this?

tomorrow's monday

I hadn’t planned to use an uzi to build this bookshelf but it’s good to have a reminder

despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi

Watercolor and ink painting- side profile of a winged girl holding a sword. She is dressed in a historic(ish) costume with an overall shape that is not dissimilar to musketeer apparel.

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