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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

YouTube video by Katie Phang ICE Protest Turns VIOLENT After Police ATTACK TEEN

While participating in a student walkout in Quakertown, PA to protest ICE, a 15-year old girl is placed into a violent chokehold by the Chief of Police. She now faces aggravated assault charges.

These brave students show how we can fight back against the Trump Regime.

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Andy Farmer raises his fork with his record breaking 29th lamb fry with a look of satisfaction.

Most people just don’t have a taste for testicles anymore.

Crazy how the message isn’t “we shouldn’t be doing this” in favor of “we’re mad he didn’t talk to us about it first.”

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

Sounds like you’re just sour he didn’t get your blessing first, Chuck.

How about that.

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Lisa Simpson amid her second grade class exclaims “They can’t seriously expect us to swallow that tripe.”

I feel like you comprehend those of us who have “Dream On:The 80s & 90s version” brain, or you don’t 🤷‍♂️

SOTU scene showing Fetterman and Warren anong a few other dems, standing and clapping as President Fuckhead takes a beat.

This Warren? The one standing and clapping for the wannabe dictator?

a cartoon character with a bald head and a yellow face Alt: a cartoon character with a bald head and a yellow face

May i catch it?

Except Fred Willard is funny.

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

Map of Ohio with the OH-04 district highlighted in yellow in all its gerrymandered splendor

Why? Gerrymandering maybe

And you have to credit Hurwitz for being able to take a singular theme or phrase and mine it twelve different ways, usually spanning multiple episodes.

I can’t hear this and not follow it with “please! Don’t bring home any more old crutches!”

And then Krusty with the shotgun “you just keep right on driving” 😂

Lionel Hutz points from behind his desk and says: “I DON'T USE THE WORD "HERO" VERY OFTEN BUT YOU ARE THE GREATEST HERO IN AMERICAN HISTORY.”

5 years sober!

Not even 48…

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One of the classic blunders, indeed.

Clearly The Generals know decorum

Diane i have heard rumors of a big secret pizza party. Will report back as i know more.

Why send cops to break up a planned snowball fight? Many people don’t like the police, and absolutely no one likes the Fun Police.

I prefer the $400 annual package. It helps to enjoy the savings while enjoying the nostalgia.

I sympathize, i have Ashley and Skeletor.

The emoji progression 💀