Louie

the inside of a train with blue seats and the website makeagif.com Alt: the inside of a train with blue seats and the website makeagif.com

Oh how I miss that show

If you’re in Cabot Cove, ME you’re cooked.

Lt Frank Drebin of Police Squad says to Tanya Peters “Now, listen to me, angel drawers, you've got one last chance. And I don't mean one of those Major LeagueBaseball, Steve Howe kind of last chances”

Freeway of Love by Aretha would have also been appropriate.

Darren Sproles pulling a Chad Powers scheme perhaps?

a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head and the words for the love of god written below him Alt: a man in a suit and tie has his hands on his head and the words for the love of god written below him

Me in my living room…

You just unearthed a memory in me of my Gator fan brothers calling to heckle me when the clock hit 00:00 in the ‘97 game. 🤦‍♂️

The only one that feels worse is still Jacksonville State.

Something something penalties & turnovers…

Something something special teams suck…

Something something red zone performance sucks more…

Something weeknight…

Something something at NC State…

Fuckin’ Norvelle,
…something.

#FSU

Just dipping into the well of stock posts.

Why did i ever allow myself to have hope?

I fucking hate weeknight games.
#FSU

If that ad were to air on my TV in the states, i would (as i always do) play
“Publix or Jesus?”

100% of the time, if the product or service is not readily apparent in the first 10-15 seconds, it is a commercial for the supermarket chain Publix, or one of those “he gets us” Jesus spots.

This is the kind of bullshit y’all reopened the government for? Giving hardcore amounts of the movie Dave and the whole “we're spending 47 million dollars so that somebody can feel better about a car that they've already bought?” bit.

#NoIncumbents

I see we have another entry from the “only when it affects me and my shit crowd”

I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?

So many times I’ve encountered the beginning of a movie i cannot recall because the last 8-10 times i saw it, it would have already been playing for 30-45 minutes when i stumble across it.

I love everything about it, and i hate everything about it.

Why does this feel like it’s a reaction to Okada/Mascara Dorada that ignores the entirety of the rest of tonight’s card?

It isn’t a portable/handheld system.

a wrestling match is going on in front of a crowd of people Alt: a wrestling match is going on in front of a crowd of people

Always remember, only one US president has been on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner.

The Black Scorpion (wearing red and black mask and shimmering silver cloak) makes his way to the ring in front of a WCW logo.

Is MTG the Black Scorpion?

“American Christians” are neither “American” nor are they “Christian” is what i think they were trying to say.

I’ll never understand the obsession with politicians.

Bet he doesn’t even get carded anymore.

Even if you want to dismiss HDTGM, they should at least have nominated Unspooled.

Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

At the very least, the next time President Jerkface shows his mug at a sporting event, instead of booing, the crowd could break into a steady chant of

QUI-ET-PIG-GY
👏👏
👏👏👏

Is it because Better Homes and Gardens that you had to use words like “new best fertilizer” instead of being able to say “Cowboy Shit”?