I can still remember the days when Trump was only in the Epstein files 38,000 times instead of over 1,000,000. Oh wait that was yesterday.

like, look, i *get* the appeal of bringing back mammoths and ground sloths and all that. i'd give my right arm to see a functional Pleistocene ecosystem! it'd be so cool!

but 1) that's not what these companies are actually doing & 2) it's not imo ethical to do that in the midst of *flails arms*

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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

An Oxford comma would be helpful here…

BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.

In particular:

"Mangled apricot hellbeast"

"Clueless numpty"

"Weapons-grade plum"

"Toupeed fucktrumpet"

"Witless cocksplat"

A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3

A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53

one of the worst feelings as an artist is when you have lots of ideas for what you want to draw but no time, then when you have the time you have no motivation, then when you have the motivation you have no ideas

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