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Shrinky Salamander

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nsfwπŸ”ž writer/photographer. He/them. Bisexual lots of size stuff

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I want off the nonstop hustle-conomy

24.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mofence of ba oobs

24.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Parody Dating Sim Visual Novel About Buffalo Wild Wings!" you will never reach the heights of

24.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

I really love couples where they love each other dearly, despite some unexpected shrinking at times

24.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My part of a sketch Arttrade with Epeon on FA! Looks like the Seikret is back for more shenanigans with the Palicos!❣️

21.09.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

What even is value anymore?

24.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hueycoatl isn't that bad of a boss

24.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Though your pits would also be really nice

24.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

beside your pecs

24.10.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lovely

24.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The heat of cock making the heavy, musky air distort the view of the rest of my body

24.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not beating the allegations

23.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

All memes are left or right, centrists don't meme. They are too busy grilling

23.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Updating my LEGO White House

23.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 46233    πŸ” 10840    πŸ’¬ 748    πŸ“Œ 423

"He's spinning the identity disc on his finger! Just take it! Take the disc!

That movie was fixed! They were using freakin' genAI promotional images for god's sake!"

22.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Generous extra time

23.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
 microscopic and lost in the wrinkled landscape of my balls

microscopic and lost in the wrinkled landscape of my balls

You should spend a week living on my balls. You know it sounds appealing, look at the lovely scenery.

23.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It is really hot down there, that's why I have my ball lickers cleaning up the sweat. Will be really busy tomorrow when I go jogging.

23.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up of my cock tenting my underwear

A close up of my cock tenting my underwear

My cock holds open the elastic to let a little fresh air flow down to those trapped within all day. Don't want to let out too much heat and musk. How does it feel knowing a single throb can lift this otherwise inescapable barrier?

23.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

They are really just flying by the seat of their pants on this

22.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Live Updates: White House Changes Course and Will Demolish Entire
East Wing

Live Updates: White House Changes Course and Will Demolish Entire East Wing

Oh

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

22.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1797    πŸ” 669    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 445

Your queen is dead, your king is through
And she's not coming back to you

22.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Advisory bike lanes are my least favorite, technically valid, way a road can be marked

22.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People in power need to stop pretending the media is politically neutral or pro democratic

22.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Newspapers are allergic to giving democrats positive name recognition.

22.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its the digestive system that really raises questions. C.S. Lewis's answer that they have both and thus eat a horse and a person meal is funniest to me.

22.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find this really interesting, since when I see a taur I just think horse or whatever base animal

22.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

arms bound in a perpetual beg and legs spread with a bar, the reality of signing away your autonomy to a house full of horny bulls for a week came clearly into focus, much like the musky cock filling your mouth after the blindfold was removed

22.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025

article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies

title text:
Secret Base presents
The history of charging the mound
An ongoing project by Jon Bois
Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon
www.patreon.com/SecretBase

poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase

21.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1792    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 35
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🎯🎯

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