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@apresmelas.bsky.social

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Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

24.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12708    πŸ” 2543    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 90

feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.

26.09.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

no u

24.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo.

If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.

17.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15451    πŸ” 2866    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 126

Tim Walz would have given the pope a casserole and a midwestern corn salve that's great for congestion.

21.04.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

08.04.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 31479    πŸ” 8805    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 469

the 2 genres of crowdfunding:
1. please help me feed my children while i plot my escape from being bombed in a war zone
2. pls donate to buy me a new streaming computer because my dad won’t let me use his dell anymore

25.03.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ImaginaryMuseum **Artist’s Birthday**

Jean-Baptiste Oudry, French painter, 17 March 1686 – 30 April 1755

Cassowary, 1745

Oil on canvas, 63.7 in x 50.1 in

Staatliches Museum Schwerin, Germany

17.03.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TYRANT TRUMP SENT FEDERAL AGENTS TO ARREST A MAN FOR SPEAKING HIS MIND.

- that’s the message. The Feds are arresting men for free speech. Don’t get trapped in the student visa green card, foreign policy-

TYRANT TRUMP IS USING FEDS TO BLACKBAG PEOPLE FOR SPEAKING.

10.03.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1282    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

The consistency Randall Munroe has shown publishing xkcd 3 times a week for 20 years blows my mind. I know there are people who have done more for longer, but I’ve been reading xkcd since almost the beginning and the topics are close to home for me. Hits different.

09.03.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

if you see a dog walking a human, dont worry about it. thats just the way things are now

07.03.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.

06.03.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1470    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 7

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

27.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 38865    πŸ” 7187    πŸ’¬ 1525    πŸ“Œ 657

It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!

27.02.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18414    πŸ” 3771    πŸ’¬ 691    πŸ“Œ 203

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a β€œminiaturist” when I grew up. I thought it was a job. My mother told me that it wasn’t, that it was more of a hobby.

BUT LO AND BEHOLD

25.02.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9687    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 18

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

25.02.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10534    πŸ” 1459    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 70

Your regular reminder that the US air & water pollution laws passed in the 60s & 70s -- and the elaborate federal bureaucracy created to administer them -- constitute one of the most successful gov't interventions in history. WILDLY successful. The envy of the world.

24.02.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11642    πŸ” 2915    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 123

This is just segregation. They're doing segregation

22.02.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

got banned from PetSmart for saying the cat was doomed

11.02.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Civ 7 comes out on February 11th 2025.

Civ 7 comes out on February 11th 2025.

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.

They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

05.02.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15115    πŸ” 1046    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 53
THREE STOOGES - Ep. 44 - You Nazty Spy
YouTube video by The Three Stooges+ THREE STOOGES - Ep. 44 - You Nazty Spy

this uncomfortably timeless episode really needs to be a part of history curriculums

youtu.be/mTBWkMQz6nY?...

29.01.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk and his team have hostilely taken over OPM. Tonight’s email to fed employees mirrors the β€œFork in the Road” message sent to Twitter (now X) staff after Musk’s 2022 takeover. He is working with the Trump administration to build profiles on federal workers based on loyalty (political standing).

29.01.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4217    πŸ” 915    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 58
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Currently, too relevant.

29.01.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

We highly advised for all federal employees not to respond to or open OPM emails. Our coalition will be advised on additional precautions. Reports of a hostile takeover at OPM have been circulating. More details will be released in the future.

27.01.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11180    πŸ” 2428    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 96

Corporations stating that they'd prefer not to publicly espouse discrimination seems like a low bar but here we are.

26.01.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friar Chondrus produced a tasty woodland stew with herbs and onions and some scones and honey, with some blackcurrant wine to wash it down.

26.01.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: TikTok appears to be back to full functionality

BE VERY WARY OF THIS RESTORATION

#tiktok

19.01.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1308    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 7

In some cases, authoritarians will hand you what seems like a tool to criticise them or exercise your rights.

Whenever they do this, they are in fact handing you the tools to let them monitor and police you remotely. #tiktok

20.01.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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