Kirsten

Well @karlstomberg.bsky.social foolishly thought he was cooking with his “80 year mortgage,” but I’m going to patent the 100 Year Mortgage

chris coons wants me dead, and thanks to my new aca plan monthly premium, he may well get his wish!

Democratic senators think you are so fucking stupid.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

kms in front of the democratic senator caucus to permanently change the trajectory of their lives, and also to get out of paying my $800/month health insurance premium

literally nothing to say that wont get me Monitored lol…except that chris coons is absolutely so mad he couldn’t support this shit with his vote too

Campaigns can’t just be about “naming and shaming” electeds, or even mass cold outreach to them. I know that’s been what most efforts locally have looked like, but that approach isn’t actually wielding any power. 2/2

The past few months, I’ve been asking myself “which groups of people around me have the most to withhold, and could be organized to Impose Costs?” in relation to our current status quo.

Who is hurting, and who has power thru what they can withhold? 1/2

a woman sits on the grass in front of a cbs / nw championship game Alt: Trinity Rodman on the ground giving a pained thumbs up

Are we ready for game 3?!

that’s the fucking SPIRIT

I love the Washington Spirit

disappointing scoreline going into half, but it feels like one of these chances *has* to go in at some point(?!?!)

Santos and Kouassi are cooking

var i will hunt you until my last breath

IT’S SPIRIT TIME LET’S FUCKING GO

the evolution of conservative fb names has been fascinating…we’ve gone from the old pattern of “common first name + onomatopoeic last name” eg “Durrell Tootle” or “Randy Tuggle” to completely inscrutable shit like “Sputch Badco” today

Spicy Pumpkin Pork Noodles This incredible Asian-style noodle dish features ground pork, pumpkin, and Korean chile paste.

i know this is basically the “lemony garlicky brown butter miso gochujang pasta” nyt cooking joke, but i’ve eaten it for the past 3 dinners and it’s sooooo good (subbed tofu for pork) www.allrecipes.com/recipe/84981...

do you think CO has their own dem state house reps who have managed to negatively polarize themselves against this policy due to cooking their brains on facebook for 12 hours a day

You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party.

I promise you: you are not.

SUMMON HIM

is it possible for them to bring in jordan romano for the 11th, should they need him

seranthony masterclass

or: bsky.app/profile/matt...

YouTube video by Theodore Adorno Moe Szyslak - Little Women

I’m trying to tell him about the daughter offering her afternoon snacks to her grieving mom in the car youtu.be/xlZSxjOTmpI?...

yes i am a mature, grown adult

YES i still burst into tears when describing the plot of Petite Maman to my boyfriend

a kid told us we were “elite ball knowers” since we had some pirates booty in the candy bowl 😎

we’ve had the most trick-or-treaters tonight since i moved in…god is GOOD

im back in on the sixers

If you are scared of competing against a trans person in sports, you are simply bitch made. Not a competitor. Not a real baller. You have never really wanted smoke.