Ben Schwartz

so, maron’s new look is basically “cool tevye.”

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

oh, here's why. iran has an unlimited supply of ayatollah khameneis. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/w...

how is it we’re killing off iran’s entire first, second, and third tier leadership but it doesn’t feel like we’re going to “win?"

comedy the way it used to be? so we're getting a semi-funny white guy from snl who inexplicably gets thirty movies?

It's a way of saying that by embracing the Declaration that Mamdani is becoming an American, as if he isn't already one.

more like iran humiliated us with the hostage crisis 47 years ago and we never got over it. i hear trump is still mad about skylab falling, too.

why not? you were agreeing with a nazi a few days ago.

This is bad for Republicans. Trump wasn’t supposed to molt into his final form until after the midterms.

This is bad for Republicans. Trump wasn’t supposed to molt into his final form until after the midterms.

Live: Iran confirms supreme leader Khamenei is dead after US, Israeli attacks The United States and Israel launched the most ambitious attack on Iran in decades on Saturday, and Iranian state media has confirmed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei had been killed.

Congrats to Salman Rushdie on outliving a second Supreme Leader

www.reuters.com/world/iran-c...

Live: Iran confirms supreme leader Khamenei is dead after US, Israeli attacks The United States and Israel launched the most ambitious attack on Iran in decades on Saturday, and Iranian state media has confirmed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei had been killed.

Congrats to Salman Rushdie on outliving a second Supreme Leader

www.reuters.com/world/iran-c...

the image is tom cruise hanging from an airplane in MI:8 and looking his age.

idc about any of that too much, but I wanted "No Time To Die" to end on him retiring from the field and becoming the new M. Why kill him when we all know a new Bond is coming back. As far as being too old for this shit, come on

when your only sources are trump, israel, and iran you might as well ask a magic eightball

when your only sources are trump, israel, and iran you might as well ask a magic eightball

wtf - i misread that and thought the nyt confirmed it.

reading the quotes and comments on that, or seeing dems dump trans rights, or newsom’s pivot to “cultural normativity,” and you can see how dead intersectionality and id politics really is on the left.

The Ayatollah just died. I heard they regenerate and the third one will have a whimsical taste for jelly bellies, science-related puns, and wear a top hat.

don, you could have just let that one play out.

“the Orient” — when did ppl stop saying that?”

Leaked audio: Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav tells employees Paramount deal felt 'whiplash-y' WBD CEO David Zaslav addressed employees at a town hall Friday after Paramount won the bidding war over Netflix. He called the process "whiplash-y."

"'The deal may not close,’ Zaslav said. ‘If it doesn't close, we get $7 billion, and we get back to work.’” I never thought I’d say this, but “Please God, please give David Zaslav 7 billion dollars.” www.businessinsider.com/warner-bros-...

Leaked audio: Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav tells employees Paramount deal felt 'whiplash-y' WBD CEO David Zaslav addressed employees at a town hall Friday after Paramount won the bidding war over Netflix. He called the process "whiplash-y."

"'The deal may not close,’ Zaslav said. ‘If it doesn't close, we get $7 billion, and we get back to work.’” I never thought I’d say this, but “Please God, please give David Zaslav 7 billion dollars.” www.businessinsider.com/warner-bros-...

"not interested" – he knows the senate would never confirm him, even to get rid of him.

"... and if you're really on a budget, look for dead bear."

"... and if you're really on a budget, look for dead bear."

At least SINNERS belongs to Ryan Coogler not WB. They can’t de-colorize it.

a cartoon character from the simpsons says you 've made a powerful enemy today my friend ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons says you 've made a powerful enemy today my friend

i love it bc i’m so tired of seeing these ppl win.

fuck off

At least SINNERS belongs to Ryan Coogler not WB. They can’t de-colorize it.

It's been a long shitty day of being lost in one of my own stories, watching liberals RT bigots, and watching non-MAGA media disintegrate. Does Ozempic work for social media? I need a lot less of this.