Ben Schwartz

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

it's not even like she's trolling and published that on may 4th or anything. she means it.

has @newyorker.com ever formally apologized for this?

at my house, anyway.

the image is a screencap of the "pauline kael bot" acct with the quote: "I don't speak as a Trekkie, or even as someone who would watch 'Star Trek' at home. But I've had it on when I was unpacking or washing my hair in a hotel room and there was nothing else on the box that wasn't a car chase or a preacher. (1982)"

pauline kael is CANCELLED.

The podcasters aren't comedians, they're just shock jock and morning zoo retreads. If they can't go out and create comedy for real in a club or in sketches or whatever, they're not comedians.

thank you -- i was thinking of that post from arnold but did not know where to find the quote.

i've ordered from here! great store, great books! 👇👇👇

Even Hegseth can't go there sober.

i do not kid when i say this, but -- in a few years, we're going to be reading about ICE and DHS suicides, bc not everyone can live with this kind of crime and cruelty on their conscience. quit your awful job, come back over to this side of the line.

the image is of robert duvall as col. kilgore in "apocalypse now" telling a young soldier "cheer up, son" after they attacked and destroyed a vietnamese village.

*and* only accepting an unconditional surrender as trump defines it. got it.

yes, but he's one of ours.

the image is of robert duvall as col. kilgore in "apocalypse now" telling a young soldier "cheer up, son" after they attacked and destroyed a vietnamese village.

*and* only accepting an unconditional surrender as trump defines it. got it.

so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.

so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.

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"no laughs, just cute stuff. that's all i do." www.instagram.com/reels/DVKW_1...

I love how honest Trump is when he has absolutely nothing to lose.

I love how honest Trump is when he has absolutely nothing to lose.

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The Widow and the Firebrand: How Candace Owens Turned a Conservative Succession Into a Crusade Against Erika Kirk With her new multi-part series 'Bride of Charlie,' Owens has trained her sights on the Turning Point USA CEO and exposed a fault line running through the heart of the American right.

hugely disappointed in candace owens for calling her erika kirk documentary "bride of charlie" instead of "bride of chucky." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

The Widow and the Firebrand: How Candace Owens Turned a Conservative Succession Into a Crusade Against Erika Kirk With her new multi-part series 'Bride of Charlie,' Owens has trained her sights on the Turning Point USA CEO and exposed a fault line running through the heart of the American right.

hugely disappointed in candace owens for calling her erika kirk documentary "bride of charlie" instead of "bride of chucky." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

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they got rid of bovino and it didn't change anything. it won't matter until miller is gone.

sheehy is a maga navy seal and the “marine” is a marine veteran running as a green party candidate in north carolina and still wearing his uniform. fox will accuse him of stolen valor in the morning.

so, maron’s new look is basically “cool tevye.”

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

oh, here's why. iran has an unlimited supply of ayatollah khameneis. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/w...

how is it we’re killing off iran’s entire first, second, and third tier leadership but it doesn’t feel like we’re going to “win?"

comedy the way it used to be? so we're getting a semi-funny white guy from snl who inexplicably gets thirty movies?

It's a way of saying that by embracing the Declaration that Mamdani is becoming an American, as if he isn't already one.