donβt forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, youβre free
08.03.2026 03:12 β π 11091 π 2487 π¬ 143 π 91@benschwartz.bsky.social
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donβt forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, youβre free
08.03.2026 03:12 β π 11091 π 2487 π¬ 143 π 91it's not even like she's trolling and published that on may 4th or anything. she means it.
08.03.2026 04:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0has @newyorker.com ever formally apologized for this?
08.03.2026 03:49 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0at my house, anyway.
08.03.2026 03:38 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0the image is a screencap of the "pauline kael bot" acct with the quote: "I don't speak as a Trekkie, or even as someone who would watch 'Star Trek' at home. But I've had it on when I was unpacking or washing my hair in a hotel room and there was nothing else on the box that wasn't a car chase or a preacher. (1982)"
pauline kael is CANCELLED.
08.03.2026 03:37 β π 36 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0The podcasters aren't comedians, they're just shock jock and morning zoo retreads. If they can't go out and create comedy for real in a club or in sketches or whatever, they're not comedians.
08.03.2026 03:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you -- i was thinking of that post from arnold but did not know where to find the quote.
08.03.2026 03:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've ordered from here! great store, great books! πππ
08.03.2026 02:58 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Even Hegseth can't go there sober.
08.03.2026 02:54 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0i do not kid when i say this, but -- in a few years, we're going to be reading about ICE and DHS suicides, bc not everyone can live with this kind of crime and cruelty on their conscience. quit your awful job, come back over to this side of the line.
08.03.2026 02:44 β π 134 π 24 π¬ 10 π 4the image is of robert duvall as col. kilgore in "apocalypse now" telling a young soldier "cheer up, son" after they attacked and destroyed a vietnamese village.
*and* only accepting an unconditional surrender as trump defines it. got it.
07.03.2026 00:21 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0yes, but he's one of ours.
07.03.2026 00:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the image is of robert duvall as col. kilgore in "apocalypse now" telling a young soldier "cheer up, son" after they attacked and destroyed a vietnamese village.
*and* only accepting an unconditional surrender as trump defines it. got it.
07.03.2026 00:21 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.
06.03.2026 03:52 β π 180 π 27 π¬ 4 π 1so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.
06.03.2026 03:52 β π 180 π 27 π¬ 4 π 1"no laughs, just cute stuff. that's all i do." www.instagram.com/reels/DVKW_1...
06.03.2026 03:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love how honest Trump is when he has absolutely nothing to lose.
06.03.2026 01:00 β π 54 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1I love how honest Trump is when he has absolutely nothing to lose.
06.03.2026 01:00 β π 54 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
05.03.2026 21:18 β π 90 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1hugely disappointed in candace owens for calling her erika kirk documentary "bride of charlie" instead of "bride of chucky." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...
05.03.2026 17:20 β π 70 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0hugely disappointed in candace owens for calling her erika kirk documentary "bride of charlie" instead of "bride of chucky." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...
05.03.2026 17:20 β π 70 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0!!!
05.03.2026 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they got rid of bovino and it didn't change anything. it won't matter until miller is gone.
05.03.2026 14:50 β π 56 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0sheehy is a maga navy seal and the βmarineβ is a marine veteran running as a green party candidate in north carolina and still wearing his uniform. fox will accuse him of stolen valor in the morning.
05.03.2026 07:56 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0so, maronβs new look is basically βcool tevye.β
04.03.2026 03:37 β π 69 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0oh, here's why. iran has an unlimited supply of ayatollah khameneis. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/w...
04.03.2026 01:54 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0how is it weβre killing off iranβs entire first, second, and third tier leadership but it doesnβt feel like weβre going to βwin?"
04.03.2026 01:48 β π 37 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0comedy the way it used to be? so we're getting a semi-funny white guy from snl who inexplicably gets thirty movies?
04.03.2026 01:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's a way of saying that by embracing the Declaration that Mamdani is becoming an American, as if he isn't already one.
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