Ben Schwartz

Live: Iran confirms supreme leader Khamenei is dead after US, Israeli attacks The United States and Israel launched the most ambitious attack on Iran in decades on Saturday, and Iranian state media has confirmed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei had been killed.

Congrats to Salman Rushdie on outliving a second Supreme Leader

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the image is tom cruise hanging from an airplane in MI:8 and looking his age.

idc about any of that too much, but I wanted "No Time To Die" to end on him retiring from the field and becoming the new M. Why kill him when we all know a new Bond is coming back. As far as being too old for this shit, come on

when your only sources are trump, israel, and iran you might as well ask a magic eightball

nope, days -- trump's going to declare victory as soon as he sees his polls tank.

when your only sources are trump, israel, and iran you might as well ask a magic eightball

nope, days -- trump's going to declare victory as soon as he sees his polls tank.

wtf - i misread that and thought the nyt confirmed it.

reading the quotes and comments on that, or seeing dems dump trans rights, or newsom’s pivot to “cultural normativity,” and you can see how dead intersectionality and id politics really is on the left.

The Ayatollah just died. I heard they regenerate and the third one will have a whimsical taste for jelly bellies, science-related puns, and wear a top hat.

don, you could have just let that one play out.

“the Orient” — when did ppl stop saying that?”

Leaked audio: Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav tells employees Paramount deal felt 'whiplash-y' WBD CEO David Zaslav addressed employees at a town hall Friday after Paramount won the bidding war over Netflix. He called the process "whiplash-y."

"'The deal may not close,’ Zaslav said. ‘If it doesn't close, we get $7 billion, and we get back to work.’” I never thought I’d say this, but “Please God, please give David Zaslav 7 billion dollars.” www.businessinsider.com/warner-bros-...

Leaked audio: Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav tells employees Paramount deal felt 'whiplash-y' WBD CEO David Zaslav addressed employees at a town hall Friday after Paramount won the bidding war over Netflix. He called the process "whiplash-y."

"'The deal may not close,’ Zaslav said. ‘If it doesn't close, we get $7 billion, and we get back to work.’” I never thought I’d say this, but “Please God, please give David Zaslav 7 billion dollars.” www.businessinsider.com/warner-bros-...

"not interested" – he knows the senate would never confirm him, even to get rid of him.

"... and if you're really on a budget, look for dead bear."

"... and if you're really on a budget, look for dead bear."

At least SINNERS belongs to Ryan Coogler not WB. They can’t de-colorize it.

a cartoon character from the simpsons says you 've made a powerful enemy today my friend ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons says you 've made a powerful enemy today my friend

i love it bc i’m so tired of seeing these ppl win.

fuck off

At least SINNERS belongs to Ryan Coogler not WB. They can’t de-colorize it.

It's been a long shitty day of being lost in one of my own stories, watching liberals RT bigots, and watching non-MAGA media disintegrate. Does Ozempic work for social media? I need a lot less of this.

Are they overextended? I thought Larry Ellison can personally cover this.

The US and international review process will take months, won't it?

what happened? two nights ago trump said we were the hottest country in the world.

i can't prove it, but i think larry ellison bought this place.

none of the last fifty post i've made have a fav from you, so yeah it must be happening.

yup

Yeah, the Tennessee Holler acct reposted a Netanyahu reel today from a J6/Infowars guy. You don't need those kind of allies to make a case against war with Iran or that Netanyahu belongs in jail.

Infowars host Owen Shroyer gets 2 months in prison in Capitol insurrection case Prosecutors said Shroyer "helped create" Jan. 6, 2021, by spewing violent rhetoric and spreading baseless claims of election fraud to hundreds of thousands of viewers.

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