Ben Schwartz

it’s scarier to me that *our* crazy person has a nuclear weapon right now.

so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.

so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.

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"no laughs, just cute stuff. that's all i do." www.instagram.com/reels/DVKW_1...

I love how honest Trump is when he has absolutely nothing to lose.

I love how honest Trump is when he has absolutely nothing to lose.

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The Widow and the Firebrand: How Candace Owens Turned a Conservative Succession Into a Crusade Against Erika Kirk With her new multi-part series 'Bride of Charlie,' Owens has trained her sights on the Turning Point USA CEO and exposed a fault line running through the heart of the American right.

hugely disappointed in candace owens for calling her erika kirk documentary "bride of charlie" instead of "bride of chucky." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

The Widow and the Firebrand: How Candace Owens Turned a Conservative Succession Into a Crusade Against Erika Kirk With her new multi-part series 'Bride of Charlie,' Owens has trained her sights on the Turning Point USA CEO and exposed a fault line running through the heart of the American right.

hugely disappointed in candace owens for calling her erika kirk documentary "bride of charlie" instead of "bride of chucky." www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

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they got rid of bovino and it didn't change anything. it won't matter until miller is gone.

sheehy is a maga navy seal and the “marine” is a marine veteran running as a green party candidate in north carolina and still wearing his uniform. fox will accuse him of stolen valor in the morning.

so, maron’s new look is basically “cool tevye.”

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

oh, here's why. iran has an unlimited supply of ayatollah khameneis. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/w...

how is it we’re killing off iran’s entire first, second, and third tier leadership but it doesn’t feel like we’re going to “win?"

comedy the way it used to be? so we're getting a semi-funny white guy from snl who inexplicably gets thirty movies?

It's a way of saying that by embracing the Declaration that Mamdani is becoming an American, as if he isn't already one.

more like iran humiliated us with the hostage crisis 47 years ago and we never got over it. i hear trump is still mad about skylab falling, too.

why not? you were agreeing with a nazi a few days ago.

This is bad for Republicans. Trump wasn’t supposed to molt into his final form until after the midterms.

This is bad for Republicans. Trump wasn’t supposed to molt into his final form until after the midterms.

Live: Iran confirms supreme leader Khamenei is dead after US, Israeli attacks The United States and Israel launched the most ambitious attack on Iran in decades on Saturday, and Iranian state media has confirmed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei had been killed.

Congrats to Salman Rushdie on outliving a second Supreme Leader

www.reuters.com/world/iran-c...

Live: Iran confirms supreme leader Khamenei is dead after US, Israeli attacks The United States and Israel launched the most ambitious attack on Iran in decades on Saturday, and Iranian state media has confirmed Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei had been killed.

Congrats to Salman Rushdie on outliving a second Supreme Leader

www.reuters.com/world/iran-c...

the image is tom cruise hanging from an airplane in MI:8 and looking his age.

idc about any of that too much, but I wanted "No Time To Die" to end on him retiring from the field and becoming the new M. Why kill him when we all know a new Bond is coming back. As far as being too old for this shit, come on

when your only sources are trump, israel, and iran you might as well ask a magic eightball

when your only sources are trump, israel, and iran you might as well ask a magic eightball

wtf - i misread that and thought the nyt confirmed it.

reading the quotes and comments on that, or seeing dems dump trans rights, or newsom’s pivot to “cultural normativity,” and you can see how dead intersectionality and id politics really is on the left.

The Ayatollah just died. I heard they regenerate and the third one will have a whimsical taste for jelly bellies, science-related puns, and wear a top hat.