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Kona Slater

@konaslater.bsky.social

Well, I guess I'm here now

289 Followers  |  142 Following  |  4 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.4594

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If they don't sell a Fight Club Sandwich then what are we even doing here?

09.10.2023 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as an overthinker, I will either give you the most perfect gift you've ever received, or nothing, because I couldn't decide

24.09.2023 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You can call Rob Lowe β€œRaw Blow” to his face and he won’t even know. Literally no one can stop you.

24.09.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

cop: where’s your permit?

street performer: *shuffling cups on a table* where indeed.

20.09.2023 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Live your life in such a way that McDonald's isn't prepared for the financial loss of your business when you die.

07.08.2023 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Lol. Thanks

20.09.2023 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OK so we still call them tweets here, right?

20.09.2023 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

10 mph above speed limit: normal

exactly speed limit: drunk or transporting drugs

10 mph below speed limit: sociopath

19.09.2023 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Woulda been here a long time ago if there were DM rooms!

19.09.2023 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna need somebody to take twitter back behind the shed old yeller style, so I can focus on one app

19.09.2023 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I’m driving everyone is either buddy or dumbass

19.09.2023 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

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