One weird trick "Big Medicine" doesn't want *you* to know: the tetanus covering that random screwdriver is uniquely good for breaking down earwax. It's literally magic, but The Fucking Man won't let you do it.

According to the US and Israeli right wings, Iran has been in the last mile of their nuclear weapons program for my entire adult life.

Netanyahu drew his red line at the UN nearly 14 years ago.

Even if he's saying "vote Democrat", you do not, in fact, have to hand it to Nick FUCKING Fuentes. He's still the same nazi piece of shit he's been all along, and if he's giving good advice it's entirely by accident.

We gotta find a party willing to start building the gallows for these motherfuckers ASAP.

That seems pretty suboptimal

So thank your lucky stars you got protection. Walk the line and never mind the cost. don't wonder who them lawmen was protectin', when they nailed the savior to the cross.

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this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Thank God we keep giving more money and weapons to the agencies that shoot Americans dead in the street and use lasers to shoot down balloons and each other's equipment. Sure seems like when we started using "merit" to put people in jobs things got a lot more white and fucking stupid.

I think you all need to see this

CASSINI-HUYGENS SATURN MISSION NASA/JPL/j. Roger

CASSINI - From Jacint Roger (landru79.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2iKjKwT

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

Treating the state of the union like the ufc where instead of watching, I go to bed and wake up in the morning to see what kind of dumb racism happened.

he sent this email at 9:01 AM

🐍🍎🎧 tiny.cc/EFNY-OST

Cassini NAC RGB view taken on 2010-03-24. Distance to Rhea: 1.24 million km Distance to Saturn: 1.77 million km Phase angle: 86 deg

Rhea, Epimetheus transiting - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/bsqAsp

Look at this photograph

Woooooooooof what a loser thing to say.

Holy Moly. What a hockey game.

USA wins 2-1 in overtime against Canada for the gold.

i’m not super into punitive justice systems but i do think whoever decided a beer in a sports stadium should cost $15.00 should be put to death as a public spectacle

"Nazis were just regular people" is not a statement meant to evoke empathy or to excuse their crimes. It is a statement of warning.

The capacity to be part of and perpetrate atrocities is not limited to "monsters," it is wholly human. It is what we must always be aware of.

TBD. Credit: NASA / JHUAPL / Gordan Ugarkovic

Earth from MESSENGER #2 - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/6sUUhQ

I respect the dude from Iowa in his big ass truck with the personalized license plate "Brazzrs" more than every Cybertruck owner.

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

Not saying anything anyone else hasn't already, but give it to Kyoji! He's so old and doesn't have that much time left! Let the Gooch have his moment!

Lyoto Machida is the second person to knock Vitor Belfort out via front kick. I do believe the sassy hands on the hips cancels out whatever respectful bows you do, but that is just me.

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

you can't work with Republicans. you can't compromise with them either. you either win or they do.