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Happy diabetes month, indeed! 👏👏👏 LETS GOOOOOOO 💚💙

JORDYYYYYYYYYYN
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGG!!!

Ok listen. I love this idea. Especially because my oldest decided to be the grim reaper for Halloween.

I need extroverts to realize that introverts are HAPPY by themselves.

I was never “allowed“ to like baseball. That’s a weird sentence. In my deepest core, I love baseball. I don’t know all the stats or the ins and outs, but I have always adored the game. But I kept that pushed down because I needed to protect it. To keep it safe: to keep it mine. SoDo Mojo 🩵

Oh. Ok. Well.

Listen.

If/when the Mariners do the Mariners thing, at least Reign FC and Sounders FC are in their playoffs 🩵

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL💅

Naylor might be my favorite player

I didn’t get to watch the game, but I know I am, I’m sure I am, Sounders till I die 💚💙

Reign FC clinched the playoffs 👏👏👏 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I tell you every year, beloved

Back to back horrendous calls.

I am all about the most unathletic people doing the most athletic things. Hashtag: Josh Naylor

It’s like clockwork. Mariners are currently Mariner-ing 🙃

Welll, that’s not it, Mariners 🤷‍♀️

VERY fair 😂 Sounders/Reign are my only exception to that rule

I have been a casual Mariners fan long enough to know you don’t get excited about a Mariners lead until the game is actually over. Go M’s

AND Reign FC tied and played an incredible game and the Sounders won! 🎉

When we say “No Kings” this should include the nasty billionaires who use their money to control all media and the government.

Being in a healthy relationship means you can tell your partner you would let Cal Raleigh crush your head between his thighs and your partner says, “yeah, I get it” instead of being insecure.

a cartoon character with sweat coming out of his eyes and mouth ALT: a cartoon character with sweat coming out of his eyes and mouth

What my husband says: “never a doubt!”
What my husband looks like:

You know, the church always wanted me to submit. Maybe they should have been more specific.

There is no such thing as a Seattle sports team that can play one normal game

Hell yeah Sounders 💚💙

Come on Sounders, chop chop 🪓

I started IMMEDIATELY repeating to my toddler (at the time), and somewhat pointedly at my MIL, the name we gave her sister - I can’t guarantee it, but anecdotally she never called her sister “sissy”. I can’t stand that term

Today is my kiddo’s 1st diaversary. It’s full of mixed emotions, but mostly I am so fucking proud of her. She’s a powerhouse who cannot be stopped 🩵 here’s to another year