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moffy pillow princess 💗 [comm]

it's him. Warren Drugs.

Dick Veiny would be a pretty solid drag name. Just tossing that out there. It’s available to anyone who wants it (I think).

i would've stayed and talked with him but holy shit archering took it out of me so maybe ill catch him another time

such a good day the guy in the uber madame'd me twice, i went archering for the first time, and the cute expert archer boy next to me kept complementing my shots

BREAKING: Global reading comprehension drops lower than it was before the invention of written language, 3400 BCE

Occupation drop down box: Select Senior Political Figure Accountant Actor Administrative Professional Architect Arms / Ammo Dealer Art and Design Professional

updating my info on bank of america and apparently *arms dealer* is a valid occupation but 'student' is not

There are low-level serial communication protocols everywhere for those with I2C

genuinely don’t understand how some people can think there’s enough stuff and enough variety in the world and we should stop making more stuff and stop having more varieties of stuff

stuff is good. our lives being better than peasants lives depends on a massive amount of stuff!

i know bsky hates ai but you gotta admit this is pretty great

he's steering like a pro

a body in a bath. the water is mauve. it is holding a torn open packet of bath salts over its penis.

this is real. for some reason my bath salts were like neon purple. here's the packet if any of you're interested. i don't know what it says.

a body in the bath. the water is an opaque mauve pink color with an almost ethereal quality. flaccid penis and breasts are visible.

stomach hurty? take a bath in the pepto bismal
#transnsfw #transporn #genderfluid #femboy #femsky

a body in a bed. there is a laptop on its legs. its penis is erect.

this lense makes my dick look big
#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femboy #femsky #girlcock

a body in a bed. there is a laptop on it's legs. it is not wearing pants and while the genitals are obscured some bush is visible

a body in a bed. the shirt is now pulled up to reveal breasts.

muff out tits out gaming
#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femboy #femsky #muff

Wife just dropped the phrases "fecal mindset" and "anal aggression" when elaborating on a person who doesn't believe the gulf war exists

"I played 100% of ..." "I found the most ..." "I destroyed ..." well why don't *I* put my asshole to your lips and shart hmm?

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

Rlly funny how the ""robot slur"" clanker is a way of white people saying the N word without repercussion cause "oh its just a joke bro, a meme, hahaha"

bonjoonheaux on tumblr: BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,". Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay. reblog from orcgirlcock on tumblr: sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did dom: i don't know... that's scary...

this post is evergreen

also the meds they gave me seem to make me bleed a lot more easily so that's nice 🙃

my chest hurts from coughing 😭 it's better than the throat pain but aggghhh it feels like i have a broken rib

i stand corrected it is in fact something that poppy seed tea cannot fix

i love penits and balls

"why do i feel so lonely and sad?"
oh yeag i forgot to take my estrogen and antidepressants for like two weeks oops

HARROD FOR PRESIDENT

once i get better ill think if something fun to do that doesn't require a full months commitment 🤠

i was considering participating in locktober or something but i doubt I'll be well within the week. and im visiting my parents which means flying which means id have to break my streak for a week anyway.

ive got a pretty bad cough now but it's nothing some poppy seed tea doesn't fix