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Mike Costello

@buffplankchest.bsky.social

Excellent storyteller; terrible skater LOWEFFORT Magazine: https://loweffortmag.wordpress.com

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Latest posts by buffplankchest.bsky.social on Bluesky

DS3 fanboys: "DS2 is CRAP. Hit detection is so broken!"
Also DS3 fanboys: "Nameless King is the best boss in the game!" as they die to the camera 75 time, watch their sword phase through the dragon at least 10 swings per fight, and get two shotted by swings landing nowhere near them.

10.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot this movie even existed. Never seen it! I liked the show this was based on though.

09.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I still have The Ringed City to beat, but at least the base game is done with. And I hope the same people who had comments about Elden Beast being a joke boss had that same energy for Soul of Cinder, who was arguably way more of a throw away boss. Bro didn't even get cutscenes.

04.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S RIGHT. SIT DOWN, SHIT HEAD.

03.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're calling him the most French man in history

31.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5598    πŸ” 1295    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 29
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30.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lothric Princes isn't a hard fight... it's a BULLSHIT fight with hit detection that makes the Pursuer from DS2 look balanced.

30.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Damn. Nameless King got hands. πŸ₯Š

25.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just reached this place last night. I'm told that there's some nerd here called the "Nameless King" that needs a beating.

24.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know who needs to know this, but the Blue Hawaiian Monster tastes like Nightshift Mucinex.

24.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the random sun bro that waited for me to come back before starting the duel. Sorry about the whooping. Was NOT expecting to get invaded in a 10 year old game. #darksoulsiii #praisethesun

16.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started playing through Dark Souls III this past weekend. I think it might be curing my depression. I find myself thinking about where to go next or what stat to raise next. Something I haven't done since I put 200 hours into ER. Feels good to genuinely disconnect and be engaged with a game again.

15.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Quick one before the rain came down. I've been feeling very loose and floaty on the board lately. Feels good. Also love when the music accidentally syncs up to my skating. Happy little accidents. πŸŽ¨πŸ–ΌοΈ

13.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 819    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 34
LOVEBITES "Wicked Witch" No More Tragedy Live 2024 HD with Lyrics
YouTube video by think port LOVEBITES "Wicked Witch" No More Tragedy Live 2024 HD with Lyrics

Current obsession: LOVEBITES

02.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

25.10.2024 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8069    πŸ” 1630    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 64
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a man is screaming in a car and saying `` hack the planet '' . ALT: a man is screaming in a car and saying `` hack the planet '' .

YEAHHHHHHH

17.09.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanna boogie with you... #loosetruckssavelives #skateboarding

15.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same dork line. Different angle. Different Pantera song.

08.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dover, NH

08.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could rearrange my LinkedIn home page to just go straight to Jobs and not show me some dweeb's "thought leader" think piece.

06.09.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says yes , yes , yes . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says yes , yes , yes .

I legitimately thought the first pic was a screenshot from Twin Peaks until I actually read the post.

04.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stopped by the Portsmouth skatepark for a quick session. Blue Angels practicing for the air show this weekend. Didn't realize I was recording Slayer over the video, but somehow it actually adds to it. AMERICA! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦…πŸ’₯🀘

04.09.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Imu and 5 elders tcg playmat

Imu and 5 elders tcg playmat

Enel tcg playmat

Enel tcg playmat

Zoro OPTCG playmat

Zoro OPTCG playmat

Custom Vivi an md Karoo tcg playmat

Custom Vivi an md Karoo tcg playmat

Some of my newest OPTCG playmat illustrations.

04.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wouldn't surprise me one bit if Italians are the ones finally doing it

02.09.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1088    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 39

@ryanhandt.bsky.social You're both in. We meet Sundays and at least an hour of the three hour session is just stretching and warmups.

02.09.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ultimate Fantastic Four #26. Namor names his price for not destroying NYC: Sue Storm has to kiss him and mean it...

Ultimate Fantastic Four #26. Namor names his price for not destroying NYC: Sue Storm has to kiss him and mean it...

"She meant it."

"She meant it."

This is the absolute funniest shit ever. Ultimate Fantastic Four is truly something else. "She meant it." #comicbooks #fantasticfour

01.09.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was in that group for all of five seconds years ago, and left after the hundredth Andy Anderson setup.

01.09.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how it starts. Soon, you'll have a whole group chat with 30-somethings who can only do a handful of tricks that you skate with once a week and it'll be the coolest shit ever.

01.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Bond Fans: Dalton is the best Bond/Moore is underrated/etc
Hipsters who hate Bond: Alba as Bond/Bond is rape culture personified/etc
Unseen face: Amateurs.
Hipster: What was that punk?
Die Another Day fan (revealed): AMATEURS.

Bond Fans: Dalton is the best Bond/Moore is underrated/etc Hipsters who hate Bond: Alba as Bond/Bond is rape culture personified/etc Unseen face: Amateurs. Hipster: What was that punk? Die Another Day fan (revealed): AMATEURS.

Die Another Day is a great film with fantastic locations and set pieces, that presented the idea of a broken Bond a full decade before Skyfall. I'll go one step further. Skyfall might be the best one made, but DAD is the most rewatchable. ONE STEP FURTHER. Die Another Day is the best Brosnan film.

01.09.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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