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New sign of aging: the way my jaw dropped at a tiktok ad for sheets

Bad Bunny might influence enough whites to learn how to roll their Rs, the strength of which could topple capitalism

Alba took me out lol

Lady Jaja

Real nerds have a favorite Jeopardy champion

You think you’re pretty cool and hip for your age and then you find yourself smiling warmly at the Jeopardy players “fun facts.”

When you’re browsing through their LinkedIn, it’s too late.

Every single episode of Sisters (1991): C’mon, we’re sisters!

O’Hare so big it’s like landing in Wisconsin and then taking a bus to the airport gate.

When Patti LaBelle said “I don’t know the words” to This Christmas she was right, no one knows the words.

Girl, no

Stupid Times Call for Stupid Writing Maybe your writing isn’t too stupid. Maybe your writing isn’t stupid enough.

Yes. It's getting really hard to suspend my disbelief for competence porn in these times... rs-benedict.com/2025/11/29/s...

Heat on, ceiling fan circulating. It’s winter once again.

Is he cute or does he have a beard? 🧔🏻

It is high time we Jean Val Jean, and there’s way too many Javerts out there. Russell Crowe Javerts at that.

Pssst, the great battle was against fascism. It’s always against fascism. All your favorite heroes are fighting fascists. All of them.

they’re rage-baiting literary and high fantasy nerds, now, and/or don’t understand Tolkien at all.

Don’t just get angry! organize, support your community, vote in local elections!

I’d love a series about what Michael does between Halloweens. Taking driving lessons, learning just enough about the current culture to stalk teens, etc

do you ever remember a long forgotten obsession and briefly wonder how you got here from there?

My other “actually” opinion/fact is that Stephen King’s The Shining and The Shining (1980) are not the same thing.

Yes, there is a Stephen King canon. Of course there is.

My book snobby “actually he’s Frankenstein’s monster” take is the girls are not twins they’re just dressed the same. (Also bc Kubrick made them twins. They are not canonically twins)

Most movies about writers give me writers guilt that I should be writing but The Shining really does it to me

She just gave $937!

So no one else thought this was Hank Hill?

What are we calling posts here? How do we verb it? Bluesky-ing? Sky writing?

“I noticed you looked a little toe up” my cat when she starts grooming me, probably.

I was accused of virtue signaling and figure I should just embrace it.

I pride myself in knowing how to pronounce Buttigieg.

Maybe I should try hard drugs?

The other day I started watching a Mel Gibson movie but I stopped myself because I hate that guy. Proud