Omg I met thee hottest old man today. He came up to talk to me with zero clue to what personal space is. Then I found out he’s Albanian and the rest was history!
28.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg I met thee hottest old man today. He came up to talk to me with zero clue to what personal space is. Then I found out he’s Albanian and the rest was history!
28.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The amount of shixt I’ve been wanting to tweet since last week.
27.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus wants me for a sunbeam!
25.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Making new friends at work and this one specific guy admits that he’s only cool with Dominicans. At that moment I didn’t have the heart to tell him I’m Polynesian.
23.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 100:00.
22.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please my flights are cancelled I’m stuck in San Juan 😭
22.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Took an Uberr in San Juan and the driver said I was his very first ride. That’s wild to me. So rare.
21.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TOUCHDOWN 🚀.
21.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning and I just gotta say that I love people that randomly time things with a stopwatch app on their phones. Like seeing how long it rlly takes to do sum’n.
18.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aujourd'hui, je suis calme dans le choix de moi-même et je suis vraiment reconnaissant. Hier, je me suis fait plus d'amis au travail. Demain, je me rendrai à Houston. 💌
16.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 000:00.
14.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I rlly hate that I do not have a car for this new job. It’s rlly annoying.
14.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aujourd'hui, je suis confiant d'être seul et je suis vraiment reconnaissant. Hier, j'ai fait mon premier concert international à Londres. Demain, je continuerai à m'aimer. 💌
12.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So another word to add to my list of words I can’t pronounce.
Oesophagus but apocalypse was already there.
Good morning that was some good nights sleeps I just had. I’m ready.
12.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The damn website for caviar is glitched out already omg!
10.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aujourd'hui, je suis une source d'inspiration et je suis vraiment reconnaissant. Hier, j'ai regardé un nouveau programme et demain je gagnerai du caviar chez mcd's 💌
10.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thirteen hours to McD caviar!
10.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What I love is when straight guys get possessive or jealous when I start flirting with other guys and not them. The threats they say to me is v adorable. But that’s alllll the confirmation I need.
09.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s never about being the youngest yet everyone strives to looking the youngest.
08.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0« What do you fatties know about a sumo orange ? 😂 you just know biscoff cookies » hahahaaa
08.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait is Seahawk’s playing in the Super Bowl. I have not been well enough to pay attention omg!
07.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It took me a year to file my taxes for 2024 and took me a month to mail it in but hey I did. I can celebrate small wins haha.
05.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Toddlers don’t drag their feet when they’ve learned to walk why tf are you an adult being so lazy and lousy.
04.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first name I search for in the Epstien files is my own damn name like I’m 10 years old on google for the first time ever!
04.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sir AMERICA NEVER LEFT! wtf is his reality looking like cause huh.
03.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why am I 🤦🏽♀️ a freak ?
01.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The str8 cutie at my job said he’d be my valentine. And I’m sooo geeked. I asked him to be funny but he’s down hahaha
31.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My top 3 zodiacs but represented with Bluey characters.
Sun : Bingo ( how I see myself, ego )
Moon: Coco ( how I am inside, feeling )
Rising: Indy ( how others see me, soul )
*Aries, Leo, Capricorn*
First time today seeing NY state troopers in the subway! wtf
29.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0