Mfs were like “we’re gonna remake an incredibly serious Christmas movie with gonzo and rizzo the rat narrating it and it’s gonna be fucking perfect”
24.12.2024 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mfs were like “we’re gonna remake an incredibly serious Christmas movie with gonzo and rizzo the rat narrating it and it’s gonna be fucking perfect”
24.12.2024 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Muppet Christmas Carol got no business being that good
24.12.2024 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite thing about the post office is how absolutely shitty everything is. Copy machine covered in dust? Yup. Drop off buggy with rust all over it? Yeah. An actual tool chest they use to store all the labels and stamps? Oh fuck yes.
19.12.2024 15:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna fucking do it
12.12.2024 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y’all ever had a shift at work so wild you had to sit in your car in silence for 30 minutes after
05.12.2024 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got firehouse subs sending me cyber Monday emails the fuck is wrong with yall
02.12.2024 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah
28.11.2024 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super excited to see pics of yalls boring ass brown and tan meals tomorrow
27.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There should be a snoopy section in every store so I can stop wasting my time after I find one snoopy item that I need
17.11.2024 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Since no one on here yet this is where I’m just gonna talk about different ways of killing myself
09.11.2024 20:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0