Grant | Killing time until new Trails

and of course Matazoa, dragonborn cleric with a sad gay backstory who speaks softly until it's time to breathe pure solar energy on fascists or casually double a melee figher's damage output.

not on Bksy:
Joren the exasperated forest guide and his animal companion Keira, a killer rabbit who is actually the Tarrasque in disguise.
Fungolia the mushroom bard, everyone's best friend when she isn't reminding you that decay in an inevitable state of all matter.

Featuring:
@hederah.bsky.social as Amy, the elf sorceress with a living shadow and the soul of a housecat
@paigelowe.bsky.social as Belle, the bimbo barbarian who just wants to go clubbing
@chalamander.bsky.social as Magnus, the robot butler who can serve you tea while punching you in the groin

A party of six adventurers in marching order moving through a rough forest background. At the front is a man with mutton chops wearing leather armor and carrying a spear. At his feet is a rabbit with a knife in its teeth, covered in blood. Behind him is a dark-haired elf women in a battle skirt and leather cuirass, she is talking over her shoulder with a sword at her hip, and an eery shadow floating over her. Behind her is a pale-skinned woman with horns and white hair carrying the largest axe you've ever seen over her shoulder. She's wearing a pink blouse and black leggings and steel high heeled boots. She has the most bimbo expression imaginable. Almost missable is a tiny little mushroom person with a red cap with white spots. She has a loot on her back and a happy little smiling expression. Second from the back is a tall robot man dressed as a butler. He is adjusting his monocle and carrying a tray with a full tea set on it. Bringing up the rear is a red dragonborn with an earnest expression wearing armor and a priest's robe. He carries a scepter and shield, and everything on his is studded ith gems. He is absent-mindedly playing with a ruby amulet around his neck and just looks happy to be here.

Next week I'm running the final session of a 13th Age campaign I've been running since March of 2022. I commissioned this party art from the always-delightful @stillery.bsky.social and it did not disappoint!

Our devices are all harvesting everything we do for metadata and yet we haven't implemented a "user has already voted, cease political ads" function. Like what are we even doing here.

No but I'd play with that mod.

"Grant is this just because of the shade of re-"
Yes this is just because of the shade of red.

Homer: The Prince slowly entered the marble bathroom, his eyes unsure to where they should be drawn. Once the wave of shock passed and he regained his composure, he found himself more exhausted than anything else.
Zagreus: Really, father? Wallpaper *and* subway tile?

No joke back in ~2012 I encountered a bug MULTIPLE TIMES where if I had Facebook open late at night (like this only ever happened after midnight), the tab would suddenly start playing "Let's Get It On" on two separate tracks simultaneously, one super fast and one super slow.

This is what it's like watching a video on the entire internet right now.

Wow the rest of the country could really learn from your housing policies

Meanwhile in Seattle we're in the nailbiter of "Gets her mom to help her pay the bills sometimes" vs. "Pulled a gun on a pregnant woman over a parking space"

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Imagine putting all the money and effort he has over a lifetime to massage his image into a reputation as "The Good Billionaire" just to go mask off and piss it away like this.

Once you've played a whole second baseball game inside your baseball game does it count as two wins for the series?

"Whoops, wrong world" Quest

My Drive did in fact start loading instantly after turning this off.

Chrono Trigger (1995, Squaresoft)

It's always the anime movies! When we saw Broly the dude a few seats over from us legit pulled out a box of powered donut holes and sucked his fingertips after every one.

Is "talking like Cecil Harvey" the opposite of "talking like Sephiroth"? Is that what's happening here?

If you need to focus on minutia like punctuation to tell if something was written by ChatGPT I'm sorry to say you just have poor reading comprehension.

People say Hate Ages You and I think it does because legit I think the current GOP flavor of being hateful sounds super stressful. They care SO MUCH about how every other person lives their lives and the people they hate being happy makes them SO MAD, they must be stressed 24/7.

Maybe I just do not respect it but I really do not care about the White House being torn down, does not seem like pressing news to me compared to anything else they’re up to

Also a big fan of Deezer!

BREAKING: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have endorsed Zohran Mamdani in the New York City mayoral race.

I hadn't seen the No Pickles one and it's immediately my favorite

It was actually the writers of the Harley Quinn show saying they WANTED to put in a joke about Batman eating out Catwoman, but DC corporate blocked them because "heroes don't do that", which imo is ten times funnier.

That and putting the batting box on the screen so I actually understand what's happening has made it more bearable than it was when I was a teenager just waiting for the pre-empted show to come on.

Unfortunately they gave up that ground with the most obnoxious commercials ever devised.

Just discovered this is about completely different Nazi apologia than I thought it was and must reiterate that I have also had many dumb tattoo ideas but none of them were ever Nazi shit.

Knight unfortunately blew it, but for a long time my theory was that they took place RIGHT after Jason Todd died. He legit contemplates killing The Joker in the first few minutes of Asylum, everyone around him seems concerned about him, and he's REALLY violent with everyone.