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On the other hand, my dad INSISTED that I see 2001 when it played at the imax when i was a teen who did not want to go. It absolutely blew my mind.

11.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a box full of pennies with a man turning a crank on it

Photo of a box full of pennies with a man turning a crank on it

03.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blake Fall-Conroy

www.blakefallconroy.com/18.html we all get one of these

03.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy next to me, in conversation: β€œI dunno, are bricks heavy?”
L7:

07.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cost of a semester at a private college: $17,000. Adjunct faculty salary per course per semester: $3,000. Cost of a baby tiger:$7,500.

Conclusion: for the cost of a semester in college, you can hire PhDs to tutor you full time AND buy some exotic cats.

Cost of a semester at a private college: $17,000. Adjunct faculty salary per course per semester: $3,000. Cost of a baby tiger:$7,500. Conclusion: for the cost of a semester in college, you can hire PhDs to tutor you full time AND buy some exotic cats.

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03.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is really good. I hope to see more!

01.07.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lithuanian Cold Beet Soup | Ε altibarőčiai [Recipe] Growing up I was never a big fan of beetroot. I think this was due to the highly acidic pickled stuff you get in jars, which was pretty much the only type of beetroot available back then. My grandm…

I also like this one. I don’t like cucumber pieces so I usually blend them first, and skip the eggs. myfoododyssey.com/2013/09/21/l...

27.06.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me too! This is my go-to. (I think it also has a green pepper added.) What’s yours?

27.06.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, men are just too *emotional* for fiction. Non-fiction is much easier on their manly nerves.

27.06.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ARRRRRGH

27.06.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All mustaches should be load-bearing

27.06.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know this feeling? I’m not sure anyone on the internet knows what you’re talking about…

27.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Curry in dramatic drag makeup, leering at the camera with one perfect eyebrow raised.

Tim Curry in dramatic drag makeup, leering at the camera with one perfect eyebrow raised.

26.06.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zeke: Pet me
Kyle: *pets*
Zeke: Do not pet me
Kyle: *stops petting*
Zeke: Pet me and also not pet me why is this so hard for you to understand

23.06.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so scared for them!

23.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it the world outside

23.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2 cats on a chair. One is grey & sitting like a normal cat. The other is black with a white patch between his legs, which is visible because he is lounging like he wants you to draw him like your french ladies.

2 cats on a chair. One is grey & sitting like a normal cat. The other is black with a white patch between his legs, which is visible because he is lounging like he wants you to draw him like your french ladies.

Zeke is a Speedo cat:

23.06.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that some of the coldest, crispiest, most magical air conditioning I’ve ever experienced
in my life has been in the sweet embrace of a public library. Just putting that out there :)

23.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

If I want a bite of husband’s meal, I have to ask early, otherwise all the bites are planned and accounted for.

23.06.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their loaded shakes are SO GOOD THO

23.06.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, as someone who still hasn’t quit FB, I don’t post socially there anymore, but there are some knowledge share groups that I haven’t been able to find elsewhere :(

(ps, if you know people with experience processing fiber out of nettles, I would LOVE an introduction!)

20.06.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How the tables have turned!

20.06.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The recent gutting of queer youth support from the national lifeline isn’t remotely surprising, and it’s bundled into so many other horrors that it feels small in comparison.

But this one hits me personally, for a lot of reasons. It hurts. I hurt.

20.06.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(After googling) that looks fascinating!

20.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t actually know what historiography is (gotta go google) and this still makes perfect sense.

20.06.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba-san...ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her
 
"Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best"

my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba-san...ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best"

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap
 
Humans will pack bond with anything.

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap Humans will pack bond with anything.


Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend's roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it's just a machine? But it's a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it's just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???”

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don't want them to just be replaced because they're like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend's roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it's just a machine? But it's a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it's just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???” When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don't want them to just be replaced because they're like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

Exibit A: the Roomba

19.06.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a really good reminder, thanks. I know I fall into that kind of thinking.

19.06.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you have trans youth in your lives, this is good to keep in mind.

19.06.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That lens really isn’t doing that gondala guy behind you any favors.

16.06.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a hand holding a book. The cover is brightly colored and titled, β€œwhy short people are short tempered - is it because their souls are closer to hell?”

A photo of a hand holding a book. The cover is brightly colored and titled, β€œwhy short people are short tempered - is it because their souls are closer to hell?”

Can confirm.

15.06.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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