Ador-Himbo-le River 🔜🧢

Only once! I was very good with my paci during the con 🥹

Good work to everyone who made their voice heard. Not a perfect result, but certainly material progress made 👌🏼

The red and the white Calvins on the bottom left need to go ❌

I feel as though I’ve barely soaked through my diapers this 🧢 so I’m opening up a limited time offer. Tonight’s your night to bully the bully. If you see me without a paci in, you can make me down the remainder of what’s in my bottle.

Disclaimer: you may need to change me. Open to mutuals only.

Wanna grab my padded ass at the 🧢 fetish mixer? Here’s how to spot me 🤼

Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo how horrible 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

How to spot this troublemaker on the 🧢 floor 💛

That’s a lotta fleece! See you boys soon 🙌🏼

No better time or place to break them out! 🙌🏼

One of the greatest and gone too soon 🥲

Hehe thanks. Been slowly trading brains for brawn 💪🏼😵‍💫

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So long as it’s nothing stinky 😉

Kicking off the day with a classic.

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Follow me for more pro tips and tricks 😏

You also pee your pants! 👖

I’m gonna need a brand name or a link to these shorts. For reasons 😵‍💫

Can’t wait to see these pull-up tan lines at Cap 🧢😋

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By who? A genie in a lamp? Cause otherwise potty training isn’t guaranteed. And, thinking about, having it granted by a genie’s probably more disastrous. Best to just stay a diaper butt.

I’ll be ready to bully you when you wet your underoos after you “end” this “streak” at the end of the con 😏

The people demand proof! (Preferably in the form of video footage!)

Paging @brositter.bsky.social to come bully you into peeing your pants for everyone to see 😈

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Mornin’, slugger 😘

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Better luck tomorrow, kiddo 😏

Good morning to bedwetters only 💛

Oooh can’t wait. Fingers crossed we’re getting these in all the same sizes as the cloth-backed version 🤞🏼

I will see you there 🕺🏼

Born to drop my pants in a field, forced to sit at a cubicle while the sun shines 🥲

As though it was going to be easy to begin with? Maybe you should just resign yourself to fudgin’ your Huggies, champ.