River 🔜🧢

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You also pee your pants! 👖

I’m gonna need a brand name or a link to these shorts. For reasons 😵‍💫

Can’t wait to see these pull-up tan lines at Cap 🧢😋

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By who? A genie in a lamp? Cause otherwise potty training isn’t guaranteed. And, thinking about, having it granted by a genie’s probably more disastrous. Best to just stay a diaper butt.

I’ll be ready to bully you when you wet your underoos after you “end” this “streak” at the end of the con 😏

The people demand proof! (Preferably in the form of video footage!)

Paging @brositter.bsky.social to come bully you into peeing your pants for everyone to see 😈

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Mornin’, slugger 😘

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Better luck tomorrow, kiddo 😏

Good morning to bedwetters only 💛

Oooh can’t wait. Fingers crossed we’re getting these in all the same sizes as the cloth-backed version 🤞🏼

I will see you there 🕺🏼

Born to drop my pants in a field, forced to sit at a cubicle while the sun shines 🥲

As though it was going to be easy to begin with? Maybe you should just resign yourself to fudgin’ your Huggies, champ.

You can’t steal a cowboy’s hat 😡

Yahoo! Can’t believe 🧢 is less than a month away. This was one of my favourite looks from my first year attending. Maybe I’ll break the cowboy out again? 🤔

RIP your potty training 💀

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@subbysootherboy.bsky.social and I nearly murdered @pupdaq.bsky.social for SKIPPING the opening theme. He’ll never make that mistake again 😈

@onesiesdownunder.com has sizes in the smaller range. Many people find they actually need to size up in order to fit so be aware of that. Could also try actual kids brands too. They’re snug, but you can get some hella cute pajamas and tees from O$hko$h. $ for “s” so the normies don’t find us 😆

Underwear obliteration videos will work nicely. Snoofable diapers by post will also be accepted pending completion of the first 😉

Thank you! Trying my darnedest 🌊

There are many of us! Fitting for the imagery, ironic in that we’re actually an air sign 🙃

I’m in good company then! When is your day?

Per my last repost, everyone follow @abmikey.bsky.social’s example. Bet he didn’t even realize he was giving up his undies in my honour 😉

He’s right! The only thing I’m asking for this year is everyone’s continence. It’s such a small ask 🥹

Happy birthday from a fellow ♒️

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Let the record show…