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Two large bumpy dildos next to a soda can about their width and half their height. They're shimmery black and white, and shaped like a stack of six orbs with ringed grooves around their midsecions. They decrease in size as they go up from the base, with the third from the bottom being smaller than the one above, so it's thicker at the top and bottom. It's like a drunk snowman, really. It's also a joke on a certain tire mascot, if you hadn't picked that up yet. Proper attire, like tires and also 3 star restaurants. I'm not sorry.

Introducing Proper Attire, a dildo available in shimmery black and white for a limited time to help pay off my car repairs.

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

mods! piss this guys pants #deltaruined

Geronimo Stilton looking back at the camera showing off his fat GAY SWEATY ASS WITH HEART PRINT UNDERWEAR i NEED that fucking fruit NOW

thats right im reposting that fuckin rodent again. paypal me 1000 dollars NOW

I'm very happy to see him again #rule34 #castlecrashersnsfw

A gag illustration of Tenna from Deltarune on all fours wetting himself like a dog. He is wearing a collar attached to a leash that ends off-screen. Tenna looks content with himself.

i forgot to draw his pants down so he is peeing himself </3

bnuy 🐰

After the shawarma 🥙 #poolverine

#NationalUnderwearDay??

I got something for that

#gayart

sir... put that away.

A mock-advertisement heavily inspired by an Apple MacIntosh print ad. In large font, the headline reads "Don't you just want to pin it down and fuck it?" Pictured is V1KTU$ from GodsTV, in his swimsuit outfit. Text on the side reads "Don't give us that look. We know that V1KTU$ M4X is one of the sexiest synthetics on television today. And now you can bring him directly to your home for a "test drive." That's right, you can just bring him right into your bedroom or living room, or maybe even your kitchen if you're feeling particularly kinky. We're pretty sure he's into stuffing anyways. Order a pizza or three and let him watch. You could even ask your local merch vendor if you can get him some "special modifications," like maybe a nice port on the back, or something phallic on the front. Just remember to clean him off before you bring him back in. But let's be honest: you won't want to after trying V1KTU$ out yourself. After all, the hardest part of owning a synthetic isn't learning how to use it. It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from his floppy drive." A copyright notice is written in small font at the bottom of the page. It reads "© 2025 Melbot Studios GodsTV and the GodsTV logo are probably registered trademarks. To be honest, I don't know legalese, I'm just putting the buzzwords in here. Blah blah blah, trademarks are licensed to companies, companies are a thing that exists. Anyone here a fan of the electronic Dial-A-Boy? Is that still relevant? Am I still relevant? What is relevancy anyways? Go outside and fuck a parking meter."

Will it fit? #teinsfw #rule34

Yeah

a digital doodle on a grey background of my sona, an imp with jester eye slits, two long ear-horn things on its head, and sharp teeth. on the right is their head and hand. they are smiling and doing the "okay" symbol with their hand. on the left is text that says "Protip: make sure to pee before, during, and after sex!"

in case you werent aware

i took it from r34 bc i dont have the old file anymore lol
anyone get me if i say the only reason i like pretty killers is to let them top the most unfuckable killers out there

oiled up

Was told I should post this #nsfw #deltarule34 #deltaruined

☀️The boys are back in town☀️🏖️

i found out about a new halftone filter im about to be so annoying with this #oc #dandy #ocsky

Happy late 8th anniversary TEIN look what i found #TEINSFW #rule34

The real Starwalker #deltaruined #rule34

Chat I don't think he knows the cameras are still rolling
#deltaruined #omorashi

My character vincenza, lines and circles pointing out the extra charming parts of her body

Important

yay

Just a reminder that the brand Creature Cocks is a knock-off brand that has stolen designs from indie toy brands!

SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESSES! Buy from indie toy brands instead!

While I’m at it, I should repost my favorite comm for @nsfwave.bsky.social #nsfwart #deltaruined #deltarule34

king bob-omb my beloved

A sketch page featuring multiple common Bandits from Nuclear Throne posing suggestively with their genitals out.

[ #R34 ] I felt like drawing a couple of regular Bandits, they’re cute fellows… :}

#NSFW

Reposting now that it's normal-er hours...
My #deltaruined Deltarune smut writing comms are still wide open. Will write canon/canon or canon/reader. My DMs are open if you're interested!

My previous works:
archiveofourown.org/users/OutOfM...

Cenobite!Will about to show Hannibal some sights #hannigram