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Kid1 is out trying to get a deer, which makes Heimdall VERY VERY NERVOUS. So he has come inside to enjoy some peanut butter and puppy Xanax.

There will be no more neighborhood escapades!

The chickens have been EVICTED FROM MY HOUSE and are now thriving in the coop.

Thank God. I did not realize how irritating they truly were.

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I feel that my dude all I want in life is to feed things and watch them grow but I gotta be a project manager for some reason.

I have found the Building a Second Brain system really helpful in storing away boring info to have it on hand later when you need it.

Mine are kinda on the sideline going LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLS STOP FIGHTING LOOK AT ME. Distraction rarely works but they are so upset when their friends fight 😆

People who say "we're wolves not sheep" have never seen two ewes trying to murder each other over relative status in the flock before they give birth, and then all their friends and family picking sides because being friends with the winner will raise THEIR status, until there is a massive brawl

See also: livestock guardian dogs, who are also out there trying to break up the ewe/doe battle royale bless their loving little hearts.

The things I do. He seems a little better today tho, and enjoyed seeing his ladies!

I don'tknow if he's better or worse. He says can I have more beet pulp?

Healing is non linear for sheep too.

Nature is crazy and I love it! Also glad to have the problems I have and not those problems lol

I'm suddenly grateful for sinus headaches 😩

Vet thinks it's meningeal worms. I am now angry at every deer.

Bateman has a limp. He is still faster and more agile than me, and I still can't find anything wrong with him except limping. Sheep can be deeply frustrating.

That sounds like an extremely entertaining gig!

They've started chasing each other, this may be why they refuse to be confined. I just need a warm day and a heat lamp 😩 they're driving me nuts

The chickens have taken over my office. They no longer willingly return to the brooder. Send reinforcements.

Conclusion: I would be a terrible British Baking Show contestant due to the constant swearing any time I'm in a kitchen.

Given that horses are like tractors that can make bad decisions, this makes perfect sense to me.

Yeah I am well known for annoying birds with my enthusiasm for their existence. 😆 I don't mean to but birds are very exciting!

Remember that MONSTER quail egg? It was a triple Yorker! Potato is an overachiever.

The only thing better than finding mushrooms is finding birds ❤️

I didn't want to believe that it's snow. But it's totally snow. 😞

Clearly someone originally wrote "appearing to fall asleep" and it was then changed by an editor with no balls.

You may hear this horrifying sound about the farm. Do not worry, nobody is dying. Wizard is just serenading Straciatella who on the one hand was supposed to be preggo months ago but on the other hand WIZARD BABIES

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Goats like pumpkins but you have to smash them first for my spoiled girls.

Why do people do leaf stuff? 😆

The lid does not fit on the new brooder box. The chickens are escaping. My entire office has become a brooder.

I mean I like snails 😆

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