ghost of john gode

guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that

Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

the excerpts of this Nuzzi article re RFK remind me of when a history class in my high school had to produce reports on historical figures that embodied the idea of a "renaissance man" and this one airhead did hers about her boyfriend who used to skateboard and throw rocks at cars from an overpass

The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers

up and at em brother let's get that bread

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

they'd be fishing me out of the Hudson the next day if I shot this ad

OPERATION WAXED HUNK

Feels like every month there’s a new right-wing politician, pundit, religious leader, or celebrity who gets revealed as a child sex predator but for whatever reason the media treats each one as some isolated incident despite the obvious pattern

train coffee is so good. I don't even care how bad it is; if I'm on the train it's good

Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

can't wait until all that stuff just stays the price that it is now

I like to joke about being a "family abolitionist" but there are parts of that that I'm dead serious about

this could easily have been that Tyler Austin Harper dork - but no, Thomas Chatterton Williams retains the dunce belt

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Just thinking about how the Taliban took over Afghanistan because they hanged corrupt war lords from tank barrels.

You know, just thinking

All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .

Goon After Reading

Goon him to the Greek

Young Goons

Goon in 60 Seconds

Goon and Gooner

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

we're gonna get so many taeks about the leafs not jumping Zadorov for that hit like there arnt 10 guys on the bench we were told would prevent or avenge that

is it turtling if you never throw a punch but still pin the guy trying to fight you

you have an ugly soul

rooting for u

In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.

hit up David Roth about this, this is his wheelhouse