ghost of john gode

brad get these people executed please

they're never gonna do to them what they deserve so I'll take as close as we can get

$800bn globally!! these guys were on crack

if you truly believe the LLM hype I would encourage you to have Claude pick a March Madness bracket for you and bet your whole checking account on it

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

I love that we have an entire potemkin industry now for these morons and it's gonna crash the whole economy when it turns out you can't really get rid of thinking

ok same thing but for my toilet. very interesting. who can say what is true

ok how do you know my toilet isn't conscious then you disingenuous windbag

Every day you get a substack from someone that either has a humiliation fetish or just isn’t very bright that should be titled “why I need to be fired”

if I'm a rep I'm releasing a statement right now that says I won't vote to confirm Mullin because he is a child molester

Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

guys used to have whole ass secret families

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

Arike for three, she is up to 15 #Unrivaled

fuckin speedrunning the adeptus mechanicus future

yeah expel him with a captive bolt pistol

not anything I necessarily want but I'd probably watch all 27 hours of Wes Anderson's not-good adaptation of The Brothers Karamazov

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

a functional society would do something to that guy and I'm not allowed to say what it is but we all know it

Everyone who rolled their eyes at “the gulf war didn’t happen” owe Baudrillard an apology

not allowed to say what he would have gotten classified as by my public school system 25 years ago but that's what he would have gotten classified as

nice we're gonna start ISIS 2 now

what ever happened to that fed guy who was stealing all the luggage

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Pretty fitting given the people in charge of things that basically every attempted official justification for what the US was going for in Iran and why they hadn't foreseen any of the extremely foreseeable consequences is basically at the level of something you'd hear during a field sobriety stop.

Intrusive thought: Candace Owens and Erika Kirk are Elphaba and Glinda for straight people

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

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A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

Always a good time these days to repost this slide from an IBM internal presentation in 1979.

this is the recipe for the Bruins remaining respectably non-competitive for the next 500 years

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century: