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Latest posts by 3wyhandshake.bsky.social on Bluesky

challenging all producers sample the zoey 101 theme song and send me the best beat threewayhandshakee@gmail.com

11.08.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this shit got no #motion fr

16.04.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just experienced a classic "checking out a band, liking what i hear, seeing if they're playing my town, and finding out they did two days ago"

17.03.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Love

18.03.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i'll become a globe guy. i could probably make room for a decent-sized globe on my desk. if anyone ever asked me about it i could say "i dwell often upon the world"

04.03.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1310    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 3

I’m not comfortable with the amount of music from my youth currently being used to advertise laundry detergent and paper towels

05.03.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2854    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 24

"why'd you drop out of college?"

"that's the year bud light platinum came out."

23.02.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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today's exotic

23.02.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what a beast

21.02.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

minor setback for the major comeback

21.02.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

indoor cig vol. 4080: when hell freezes over

21.02.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

18.02.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 67641    πŸ” 17512    πŸ’¬ 1867    πŸ“Œ 748

I fortunately own everything to Meet the Beatles so I'm good however the difference is so appalling I was on acid got pissed off at lack of spectrum on within you without you

19.02.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ever since @bromethazine.bsky.social pointed out how awful the 2009 Beatles remasters are I can only listen to the OG vinyl versions my mom bought as a kid everything else is bullshit

17.02.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they play this song on the radio and the chorus goes "sleep so I can see you and I hate to wait so long" and I that shit make me cry cause that's real how I feel

10.02.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man up band up it's your choice

10.02.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I'm on this app there is an 80% chance I'm taking a shit at work

25.01.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Queenmethazine

26.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can I wake you up is it late enough?

26.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I'm on this app there is an 80% chance I'm taking a shit at work

25.01.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being self destructive and self aware about it is such a weird stimuli idk how to even describe

08.01.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im eating a pot pie bitch shut the fuck up

08.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i gotta go to the bathroom

04.01.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1265    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 6

how can I swallow so much sleep?

04.01.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

asked the plug to get some more shrooms finally but he just got Xanax my second love instead so I guess that's how we starting the year

04.01.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

30.12.2024 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 16836    πŸ” 1198    πŸ’¬ 376    πŸ“Œ 84
1996 Β· Drawing Flies Β· (Jason Lee / Jason Mewes / RenΓ©e Humphrey / Kevin Smith)
YouTube video by Π»Π΅Π³Π΅Π½Π΄Π°Ρ€Π½ΠΈΠΉ Π°Π½Ρ‚Ρ–Ρ…Π°ΠΉΠΏ 1996 Β· Drawing Flies Β· (Jason Lee / Jason Mewes / RenΓ©e Humphrey / Kevin Smith)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hldk...

31.12.2024 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still

30.12.2024 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need to add "soothsayer" to my resume

23.12.2024 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way

17.12.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3606    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 8

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