Rita Despierta

We are really going to regret the technology we have built.

Well, yeah, there are still kids in Rome now, you know

That's not a fucking thing.

This take sucks shit and so do you.

God, I hope that between their AI bets and media bets they end up never seen before kinds of broke (a long shot, I know)

squidward from spongebob looks out a window Alt: Squidward from SpongeBob looks out a window in seething envy at Patrick and SpongeBob frolicking outside

Un día de estos

Aparentemente son gorriones de barba amarilla. Yo estoy aquí despolvando Las Aves de Puerto Rico para repasar ☺️

Ah, que brutal, ese es nuevo para mí 😁

Que malo es tener un jodi'o reaccionario MAGA de mierda de médico y no poder cambiarlo porque no hay médicos en esta jodi'a isla. 🫤

Ah, sí, a mí que se parecían. Ese verde clarito es bien de ellos

Que cositas más lindas, de verdad que hay que salir a fuera a caminar y disfrutar la naturaleza que nos queda

Se me parecen a Bienteveos

I know that the NYPD is an essentially lawless gang with the budget of a small army that's held family members of the mayor hostage before, but try to have a spine, come on. And fire your police commissioner, she sucks.

I'm feeling very Elmo while AI is being Rocko, but these people are no Chloe

I don't give a shit about the hockey today. When it comes to the Olympics, I've been rooting for Russia since it was the USSR. Non-political, my ass, and you've got USA and Israel playing *jerkoff motion*

Trump is a great example of why parliaments are superior

Very legal and very cool, is unfortunately, an all-time great phrase

Noem is still destroying FEMA and Congress could stop her at any time.

I started getting angry when the Dubya administration started labeling people protesting the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars terrorists and I haven't really calmed down since 🤔

It's a magistrate judge.

Love that for incels, couldn't happen to worse people with worse slang 🫡

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

Avengers: Endgame. Fuck the audience for having cared about any of the Avengers or their stories, I guess

We live in hell

"Brutally attacked me on Twitter". These people are not getting punched enough in the face in real life, and that's on all of us.

Jesus, even using drones to do post-disaster damage surveys and fun photography (instead of the dangerous and pricey helicopter) and automatic litter boxes are all still very exciting

Party in the C.I.A. is not his signature song, but it should be, it should be

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

Ah yes, the English, Irish, and the Scottish, one blended culture who all famously got along 🙃