Cluff Reyes

Someone at my old office used the Autopilot to pull out of the parking space at pick him up at the front door. On a number of occasions it almost crashed into other cars when pulling out. Only the actions of the human drivers prevented a collision. No hint it would have slowed down or stopped..

He used this song at his rallies more than once and got a cease and desist letter.. I bet he picked it himself

Gearing up for IML! A hearty good luck to all the amazing contestants this year. I am honored to be one of the Tally Masters again for 2025!

I mean.. I said thank you?

Just rode my first Waymo in Phoenix. Cost was competitive to Uber, but I didn’t have to talk to a driver or tip them. Felt safer in the Waymo than I have with various Uber drivers I’ve rode with. Was cool and I will do it again where I can

Racism AND misogyny

Cleveland, electronic billboard on the 480.

We used to have chocolate rice pudding as a breakfast food!

“All over my face, Daddy Vladdy!”

Nazi

Big changes coming. My company is transferring me from our Twinsburg Ohio (outside Cleveland) location to our Bolingbrook location just outside of Chicago.This means they will be relocating me there and have asked for me to try to be there before the end of May.

Veterinary lube. We used to buy it online. DM me for a link.

I’m sorry that it came to that, but sadly many of us are in the same boat

These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.

The US annexing Canada was one of the precursors to the nuclear war that caused the wasteland in the Fallout games.. Just saying..

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

“stupid sexy Flanders” :)

*sighs*
Magneto was right.

I understand Costco has some of the highest employee happiness/retention in the business too.

Back in the 90s there was a toy called a Yak Bak that was a small digital recorded about 6 seconds of sound with one button, and then replayed it with the other. If I had one I would give it to you for this purpose.

Especially for my trans friends. Everyone else, the trans people in our lives need our support more now than ever.

While I couldn’t care less about TikTok, I will have to suffer listening to someone in my office bitch and complain about its loss. Typical “F the government until they mess with MY drug of choice. And let me tell you, he is more addicted to TikTok than crack addicts I’ve seen jonesing for their fix

If you’re trans, I hope this is how you feel about me. But that is not my call to make. ❤️

My coworker from Columbia brought his husky to Ohio and she just saw her first snow. She went BONKERS as her instincts kicked in.

Since November, I struggle with existential dread every day. It pisses me off when I hear hetero cis white men tell me “it won’t be that bad”

@alphagunny.bsky.social What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops villains’ plans, Aluminum Man foils them.

Everyone I have ever heard use that unironically has been a raging hypocrite.

LOL yup. Just ordered for lunch, I didn’t realize Jeff is throwing a ham in for dinner!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! Let the movie marathon and junk food feast begin! The Chinese food arrives for dinner ;)

*reaches for the nearest rolled up newspaper..*