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THE REAL SANTA!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!

@therealsantatrust.bsky.social

( TOTALLY NOT MOCKING THE PEOPLE ALREADY COUNTING DOWN TO CHRISTMAS ) ho! ho! ho! look at this little ho! ho! ho! wanting to know if they are naughty or nice? ( you don't know my main..OR MAYBE.?? ) (EVERYTHING IS SATIRE!! PLEASE DONT TAKE IT TO HEART)

66 Followers  |  145 Following  |  159 Posts  |  Joined: 29.01.2026  |  2.2015

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30.01.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( okay okay,... I don't wanna seem like a poser /silly )

30.01.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( ill give u a hint... that totally wont give it away... u just mooted up one of the accounts I run. not my main but one of them )

30.01.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( is it bad to say I've never met ender )

30.01.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post from a blue sky user " I dont recognize some of these people bro " .

Post from a blue sky user " I dont recognize some of these people bro " .

( and also to quote ender,, )

30.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yall do I stink is this the reason why

30.01.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

santa is now fish eggs confirmed

30.01.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

WHOS THAT??? IM NOT FISH EGGGS๐Ÿ˜ญ

30.01.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.

30.01.2026 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15474    ๐Ÿ” 3456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

( OKAY NOW HOPEFULLY PEOPLE CAN GUESS MY MAIN FROM THIS THIS MAKES IT REALLY OVBOUS ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

30.01.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ive never experienced joy like this before

30.01.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats krampus not me child

30.01.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OH HELL NAH

30.01.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคจ

30.01.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just breath

30.01.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAN.... MAN??? IM TRANS!! IM A WOMAN ๐Ÿ˜ก

30.01.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cat holding a pixel art object . ALT: a close up of a cat holding a pixel art object .
30.01.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I CANT MRS CLAUSE IS GONNA WHOOP ME AGAIN

30.01.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EXCUSE ME???

30.01.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the hell

30.01.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

accept it

30.01.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

30.01.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DEAL WITH IT

30.01.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro ur skins dry I don't want that

30.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜บ๏ธ

30.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know what your doing.

30.01.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi idia

30.01.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ill put them in your stocking don't worry

30.01.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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