Alpaca & Kittens

I am SCREAMINININ!!!!

4-panel comic: Astronomers asking researchers from different departments to help them identify the “little red dots” in JWST images: (1) Entomologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 2 with shoulder-length hair.] PERSON 2: Clover mites. (2) Computer Scientists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 3 with beanie.] PERSON 3: Stuck pixels. (3) Dermatologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 4 with ponytail.] PERSON 4: Cherry angiomas. (4) Graphic designers [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 5 with short hair.] PERSON 5: No, those are vermillion, or maybe jasper. Can I see your color settings?

Little Red Dots

xkcd.com/3212/

Soap: "Maybe I'd stop shiverin' if the space heater wasn't so inconveniently placed on the floor" Ghost: "Fucking fine, you needy brat. Move over" Soap: "Fancy a wee coorie, Ghostie?" Ghost: "Speak english" Soap: "Permission to snuggle, Sir?" Ghost: "Shut up Johnny, fucking hell"

23:51 - Soap is migrating into the cuddle 02:34 - Soap has fully crawled on top of Ghost

05:59 (59 minutes past Ghost's usual wakeup time) - snuggling intensifies 08:27 (17 minutes past Soap's usual wakeup time) - Ghost is doing his very best clingy octopus impression

Message chain between Peepaw (Price) and Ghost Price: "Hotel next town over is at capacity. Soap is doubling with you" Ghost: "Great." Price: "You can be nice for one night" "You got on fine after Las Almas" Ghost: "No promises." Price has sent an emoji that Ghost's phone is not capable of displaying The next day Price: "It's past 8:30, did you two fucking kill each other?" 30 minutes later Price: "Ghost" 30 minutes later Price: "I swear to god SImon."

Ghost opens his door after a knock Ghost: "You never been without heating, Johnny? Why's your shirt thinner than my mom's stew?" Soap: "Jumper's in the wash, Sir. Can't exactly do laundry with the pipes bein' fucked" Ghost: "Pipes broke this mornin', Johnny." Soap: "And I was gonna do laundry in the mornin'"

Ghost: "I'm not listening to you winge all night" "Put this on" *launches a sweater at Soap at top speeds* Soap: "OI! Ye fuckin' bawbag" "Don't go 'round chuckin' bleedin' tents at me ye overgrown roaster" Ghost: "You kiss your mother with that mouth, Sergeant?" Soap: "My Ma taught me how to cruse, Sir" Ghost: "Mh. Checks out"

Soap: "Why're ye puttin beddin on the floor?" Ghost: "Because my maternal unit raised a slightly more polite dickhead" "Now turn the light off and get in the bed, I'm knackered" Soap: "Yea, yea, fine, no need to get cranky.." Soap: "You really sleep with that thing?" Ghost: "Did you take me for a liar?" Soap: "Quite the opposite.."

Soap: "How are you not freezing, you're on the fucking floor" Ghost: "Cold nights on hard floors aren't new for me, Johnny" Soap: "Grew up in a crypt, did you? That how you get the name?" Ghost: "Something' like that.." Soap shivers Ghost: "Can hear you shaking from here, Johnny"

Pipedreams 😴 #ghostsoap

First try at an animation! ✧
Im still resting my hands but if i go more than a few days without drawing Something i perish
#simonghostriley

Telegram channel: t.me/DarkRaveMlilt
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#Art #Military #Drawing #COD #callofduty #Ghost #SimonRiley #SimonGhostRiley

I have not posted hardly anything about Matches Malone on this account, and that is a fucking travesty
I love him so fucking much, y'all
Bruce Wayne puts on a lace-base mustache, a pair of aviators, and an ugly suit, and he's the Gotham underworld's favorite guy
Did I mention I love him

an old ass sketch I planned to turn into a short dialogue about death, but never actually finished it

あぶぶぶ

quick timkon civvies doodle i did a bit ago 👍 i love drawing kon teasing tim lmao

#dccomics #timdrake #redrobin #connerkent #superboy

Pogrom, war crimes, guillotines and KNITTING CIRCLE EXCOMMUNICATION

Batman Beyond Terry McGinnis as a cat

Batman Beyond Terry McGinnis as a cat in Neo-gothic. Which honestly was a really cool read!

happy valentine’s day yall :3

Always wanted to do this ship.

#superbat #dccomics #yaoi #gay #gaysuperheroes #batman #superman #justiceleague #wonderwoman #dianaprince #wonderbat #superwonderbat #DianaofThemyscira #throuple #threesome #jltrinity #hentai #nsfw #adultart #adult

[Image ID: A digital drawing of a large, horned man, pressing his fingers into the bruises of a feminine figure.]

fingering bruises

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absolute doodles #superbat

We’ve come so far - limited edition of 75 now available for the month of March or until sold out. Whichever ends first.

someone got caught
#timbern #bernarddowd #timdrake

Patrons reminded me that Soap can draw
so there he is
capturing the booty of nature while nature is asleep 🤫

#ghoap • #potatoarts

ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ

usually Simon wakes up early and quietly leaves without waking Johnny up, but not this time because ❤︎R❥E♡A♥S♡ON❥S❤︎

#ghoap • #potatoarts

My art, digital. Realism horse armour and inked horse skull

Horse armour study - 2026

Kal-El very tenderly giving Bruce a deep tissue massage, like all good bros do ☀️🦇
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Absolute #Superbat #AbsoluteSuperbat

Nosebleed 🩸
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#JasonTodd #RedHood #DC #DCcomics

hi, i'm new to bluesky! 🦋 here's jason todd being the annoying older sibling #jasontodd #damianwayne #batfamily

watched sirens of the deep and the season 1 nostalgia hit me like a train #GeraltOfRivia #Jaskier #Geraskier #TheWitcher

bruce is a tired dad #dianaprince #wonderwoman #brucewayne #batman #batfamily

"nightwinging" #DickGrayson #JasonTodd #Batfamily

siblings, am i right? #Batfamily #JasonTodd #TimDrake

hey dc i need them to team up again #artemisofbanamighdall #jasontodd #redhoodandtheoutlaws #dccomics

every ugly thing you hold inside #heatedrivalry