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Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Our Home Affairs Select Committee report on the Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban has been published. An extraordinary and unjustified decision that exposed serious failures within West Midlands Police.

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid My column in the Herald on Sunday: the Scottish grooming gangs inquiry is welcome. We must also confront how our third sector has become institutionally corrupted to the point where it sides with SNP ministers instead of standing with women and girls

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Follow The SNP are taking the biscuit. They chose to turn Glasgow into sanctuary for asylum seekers through their own virtue-signalling policies, and now they want the Home Office to bail them out.

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

He needs to buffer his retinol

I sleep in a big bed with your wife

YOUR JOB IS TO PICK THE MOST AWFUL ACTOR POSSIBLE TO PLAY JAMES BOND. GO! Ricky Gervais.

Man you want to participate in something and then someone gives an answer so objectively correct that there’s no point adding onto it

I was satisfied with the outcome of my mountain adventure

starmer always charting the least popular course on every issue is pretty impressive, really. "the US can use our bases to bomb people, but doing that is bad" congrats, you managed to get our bases attacked in such a way that generates zero good will with anyone, masterful

"Operation Epic Fury"

In a recent interview, Cillian Murphy officially spoke out about the reports that he has been cast as Voldemort in HBO's #HarryPotter TV series:

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

Source: The Times | Learn More: bit.ly/4sjY99S

really speaks to the sad state of journalism that a reporter wouldn’t just ask this slobbering moron what one thing has to do with the other.

Hannah Spencer MP

"we are working to line the pockets of billionaires. We are being bled dry. And I don't think it's extreme or radical to think that hard work should get you a nice life. We have shown we don't have to accept being turned against each other at all."
Hannah Spencer MP

It’s relentless, they could at least give us a long weekend where nothing happens

Taking a year off from knowing about politics, somebody DM me if Glasgow is about to get nuked or something

Stolen from Reddit. ChatGPT post: I have a bo

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

A mall

Getting crucified here for saying that Dawn of the Dead is set in a “shopping centre”

But he wore the contemporary clothes of his era, which tells me he'd prefer to fit in

Yeah I can see Jesus being into the Y2K revival

I haven’t started drinking yet

When Jesus comes back do you think he’ll still be wearing robes and sandals or will he go more contemporary with like, barrel jeans and a broccoli cut?

Guess I love sectarianism now, looking forward to joining the local Orange walks this July

YouTube video by The Muleteer Let's do the Andy Burnham #harryhillshow #harryhill #andyburnham

This plays in my head every time I see Andy Burnham mentioned, been hard to get any work done today.

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I’m done with gritty superhero movies, it’s time to revive the campy 1960s Batman as a major franchise. Sabrina Carpenter can play Catwoman.

The Greens won and I got tickets to Primus, blessed Friday

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

“I misread this as…” No you didn’t, you’re just trying to waste my time with nonsense

But do they have associated kawaii merch??

That's incredible

I love how every town in Japan has a little speciality, like "this town is known for it's mushrooms and a giant mushroom mascot is the mayor."