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Live Bed Show but I really just wanted an excuse to post this picture of Jarvis Cocker as Elvis Costello

Even better, that way you’re contributing to the ambiance

Exactly, we’re all doing our bit

If there is a nuclear war, I hope the bomb lands right on my head because I am not cut out for post-apocalyptic living. Perfectly happy for my role to just be one of those ghostly visions that spurs Mad Max on to do the right thing.

Prince Andrew to be stripped of titles and move out of Royal Lodge King’s brother will surrender lease and become known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Buckingham Palace says

Ah yes, the brutal humiliation of having to use a surname

All these bunkers being built and not one of them has read Masque of the Red Death

My Malteasers multipack has a sealed packet with a single Malteaser in it, and my previous multipack had a sealed packet that was completely empty. Reddit is going to lose it's mind over this.

They still don't even have a name, she should just join the Greens

I recently came to this conclusion myself like we just allow people to call themselves royalty but it’s completely made up. We could just decide to stop acknowledging it

Naming him "Mountbatten", after another famous paedophile, is surely a double blow.

Large text reads: Greens polling second nationally. Screenshot of Tweet reads: RFM: 32% (=) GRN: 17% (+2) CON: 16% (-1) LAB: 16% (=) LDM: 12% (=) SNP: 2% (=) Via @FindoutnowUK, 29 Oct. Changes w/ 22 Oct. Picture of Zack Polanski with speech bubble saying: “It’ll go higher.”

The Green Party SECOND in a national poll for the first time ever!

There’s no way we’re stopping there.

I'd forgotten how good Fruit Pastilles are. And they're vegan!

My aunt is always texting me stuff like “wore my new red coat today rachi love it x”. I think she’s got life figured out.

No sign of the "protect our children" crowd when this creep is menacing a school on a daily basis

A drop shadow, in 2025 😭

two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it ALT: two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it

When the twice removed cousin shows up at the event anyway

I always confuse Burke advice with wasp advice. Is it "try and make yourself look big and threatening" or "if you stand perfectly still then they won't bother you"?

Irish Times headline: "Remain calm, keep time low: What experts advise if 'doorstepped' by the Burke family"

Imagine being such a family of melts that a national paper issues a guide to dealing with you where the advice is similar to that of if you encounter a bear while hiking.

Lies, damned lies and reality TV  – The Beacon Izzy Kamikaze discovered first hand that the media continues to fail minorities and instead prefers entertainment over justice.

We've known the dangers of reality TV ever since Nancy Campbell-Panitz was beaten to death by her ex on the night they appeared on the Jerry Springer show. 38 people have taken their own lives after taking part in reality TV. Tricking people into taking part is not OK. the-beacon.ie/2025/10/27/l...

We've all known one of *those* cousins

I'd be pretty annoyed if I was waiting for my monkey, hepatitis C and Covid delivery rn

A poster depicting Paris with the text: PARIS ALWAYS GOOIDEA

It's a GOOIDEA Pinterest has started letting us know when images are made with AI because I never would have guessed

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’ Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

there’s a Subreddit called ‘I Am Overreacting’ which as far as i can tell consists mainly of women posting stories where they could shoot the man involved dead and it would still be an underreaction

Me when Toyah Wilcox unexpectedly walked out to do support

Just the man himself

A big sign on a stage that very clearly says Adam Ant

You’ll never guess whose gig I’m at

Sees a ballot paper smeared with shit: "That was a vote for me :)"

Irish president Catherine Connolly

Connolly’s landslide buries political myths about Ireland’s presidential process - how the establishment's attempts to explain #Aras25 are fatally flawed from the outset, and who really matters in the aftermath.

philipoconnor.com/connollys-la...