the last Chekist

(caveman being woken up from an ice block) no i’m fine living in the 21st century i just didn’t know it was going to be chinese

(script for MOIST, 2012 action flick)

DWAYNE JOHNSON: there's only one way to find the bomb. I'm going moist again

JASON STATHAM: look mate. You got out. me. im proper moist. I aint getting no fuckin tourists moist with me

DWAYNE JOHNSON: im moister than you'll ever be pal

are all of them bad or is it a specific one

Okay so according to mainstream media, if you kill a homeless man for yelling you're a hero, but if you kill a CEO who literally profits off of death you're a monster.

LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in

classes will begin shortly, please report to the people’s education centre for your first assignment

send seal team 6 in

Congratulations to the ICC. Now onto the hard part.

I will follow back most people if they look cool, but I do not follow back cryptocurrency hooligans

Finally

BadEmpanada on YouTube: “through a meticulously well-researched analysis we demonstrate that they are providing cover for genocide, thereby committing crimes per international law…”

BE on Twitter: “I have your name, number and address. I’m outside your house right now. I’m gonna fucking kill y

i was actually wondering what happened to you

donald trumps hiring people with the one qualification needed: need to be pedophile

ah i thought you said she's a wife cat in french but fair enough

french

Twitter is imperial Japan in this metaphor, which means we will use nuclear weapons against Elon Musk

Starting a Blue Sky offshoot called Red Sun, we will then win the power struggle in the twitter close battle and banish Bluesky to app Taiwan

one of the goofy things i on some level have a sick enjoyment of that normie liberals do is remix elon musks name. ‘elmo’, ‘leon’, even seen ‘nole’ once. i just don’t understand the purpose of calling him something other than elon. i love how straight up stupid it is

PSA: by default bluesky hides "rude" and "extremist" posts, you need to go to settings -> moderation -> Advanced/Bluesky Moderation Service to see these posts

okay but what if i want to be really horrible to people on here

the people's stew WILL be cooked

I should not be here. I should be preparing some manner of soup in a large caldron for the worker’s dinner.

ohhhhh. okay makes sense

huh thats weird i havent blocked them yet. do you think they blocked me instead and will hunt me down

i blocked whoever that is is it brianna wu

does it include tear gad to use against people who are protesting a genocide

@IdiotSlavoid