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The thing is, people like that won't stop being this dumb just because they correctly picked True/False for the statement "Clicking links from unknown senders is always safe" 😆

nothing quite as frustrating as doing annual Cyber Security trainings at work and realizing your company thinks you're a 10-year-old child with severe brain damage.

A mummy coming unwrapped showing off his big uncut dick

Who likes it unwrapped (and uncut)? 😱🍆

(Get this to 25 reposts and I'll show you the more....excited version 🥵🍆💦)

life's still busy for me this week, but soooon enough i'll be around again. at most give it four weeks, when i'm in my new apartment...

Joey living the dream 😍

It's a holiday here, I got to sleep in, it's FCF... Yeah I'm enjoying this day 🤤

SAME, big time. Next few months are still gonna be stressful bc I gotta organize a cross-country move, but all worth it for this shit finally being done 🥳

Pretty much official now - apartment hunting has finally (!!!) come to a close 🙌🥳
About a month until I have a new home, I hope by the end of the year I'll actually have fully moved and settled in. Excited to show off there already 😜😏

A bit hesitant to celebrate before I actually have a signed lease, but: I *finally* have an apartment (I think)... 🙌

Before I drift off to sleep: only today did I randomly discover my phone can crop out the background from photos. With mixed but somewhat amusing results 🤭😆

sorry for a quiet week - offline life has been busy! got a lot of apartment hunting ahead of me the next couple days, but i'm hoping to get some relaxation and naked lounging in bed in.

Ahahaha maybe next time I shall try that strategy, I am out of ideas otherwise!

Once again, did not get this apartment either. Oh well, guess I'm used to it by now 🙃

back home after apartment hunting & visit to my sis... i'll apply for this apartment but we'll see what happens. trying not to get my hopes up again.

it's Sunday, and the perfect rainy weather to stay in and be naked in bed all day... alas I have to go out and take a train to look at an apartment. oh well, it better be worth it.

it looks great 🥵

Finally looking at another apartment again tomorrow... This one is less central than I would've liked but connected well enough and looking good in the photos. Also it'd be available from October already, so if this one works out, it'll be a wild rollercoaster ride to move places ...

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I mean... Accurate? 🤣

yes please

eigentlich Baden-Württemberg, aktuell noch NRW!

Awesome party and great drawing! I always envy people with artistic talent, I wish I could make memories of my D&D parties like that!

20 minutes left until my weekend starts, cannot wait to scroll my skyline. Where are the fat cocks at? 🤤😜

Just gotta love the bots that auto-like every post that contains certain keywords... Will never not be funny to me when I post about my nerd hobbies *and* penises in the same post and have some geek brand bot like the very NSFW thing I wrote.

gotta have to work yet again in 15min... so not motivated, but at least it's Friday. very much looking forward to starting my weekend, to D&D tonight, and to fat cocks.

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As much as I love answering questions via NGL, the app itself is annoying as hell. Previously they just spammed me with daily fake notifications claiming I had new messages when there were none - now they are sending me automatically generated compliments to my inbox themselves instead. 🙃

Got a 50€ Amazon gift card for switching the internet provider here, and am highly debating if I should save it for when I cave and buy a Switch 2, or just waste it all now on undies and/or sex toys. 🤣

Guess what day it is... #ThongThursday #Thirstday

Sure is. 🫠

I have officially gained 100 followers since starting my Chastity Challenge... so even without any likes, reposts or comments on my pinned post, I'd be locked until October 9th 🤣 Accounting for everything I am pretty much guaranteed to stay caged throughout Locktober.