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darcy lewis.

@snarkywaitress.bsky.social

/parody, not affiliated with marvel. /written by madi.

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Post image 23.11.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

[idly filing her nails.

diner’s boring tonight.

someone come bother her.]

13.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[idly filing her nails.

diner’s boring tonight.

someone come bother her.]

13.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[yawns in waitress.]

07.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish a hot girl was kissing me right now.

08.01.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t make me repeat myself.

24.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that one too.

24.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope you plan on paying for that.

23.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[motions to her uniform.]

you’re in a diner, doofus. now are you ready to order?

13.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you ready to order or do i need to slack off until you are?

13.01.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey.

13.01.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[raising an eyebrow.]

i can’t imagine why. unless you know a lot of waitresses with big boobs.

13.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my gay ass can’t handle it.

13.01.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shit……sucks to be me, i guess.

13.01.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[struggling from gay panic.]

13.01.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[on high alert.]

where?!

13.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
08.05.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

// gremlin let me gently push darcy toward yelena πŸ₯Ί

12.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ’¬: well.

πŸ’¬: can’t say i’ve never been one to go against the grain. 😏

08.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish a hot girl was kissing me right now.

08.01.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

women πŸ₯Ί

05.01.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[fingernails tapping against the counter.

bored at work. again.]

19.12.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.12.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

// sometimes i get in a certain mood where i wanna portray some of my characters a certain way πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

05.12.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[blink blink. thinks for a moment.]

nope, doesn’t ring any bells.

01.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@kapetaniosamerikis.bsky.social

you look familiar. do i know you from somewhere?

01.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bombshellmandy.bsky.social

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……right swipe.

01.12.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0