@snarkywaitress.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel. /written by madi.
can’t sleep.
19.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i tried to get an internship with some big wig companies but none of them took. so i’m stuck here for now.
18.11.2025 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think last time i checked it was like a 3.7 or a 3.8?
18.11.2025 05:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1i see.
so what do you wanna know about me?
never heard of it. guess it’s top secret or something?
18.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1shield? what’s that?
18.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1uh huh. and you never found out since then?
18.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[well, darcy heard the ding on her phone so she stepped off to the side where none of the customers could see her, checking to see she got a match. oh god, maybe she should message first. but what should she say? so may options!]
so what part of britan are you from?
[we gotta find out who shoots their shot first, right?]
18.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[oh look, a match!]
18.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[well she’s gotta swipe right first if she wants to find out where darcy works.]
18.11.2025 00:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[what’s she gonna do though?]
18.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1@starrshapedghost.bsky.social
[hmm. she does have a thing for british girls.
right swipe.]
fuck it, why not?
18.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0uh huh. just let me know if you need anything else.
[goes back to get another coffee for another customer.]
dude i worked really hard on that cupcake!
[goes to pick it up so she can throw it away.]
……
[sticking a cupcake on that open mouth.]
cool. let me know if you change your mind.
[walking off to check on her other customers.]
[quickly going off then coming back with a fresh blueberry muffin on a small plate for her.]
here you go. anything else?
then what kind would you like?
17.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0depends on if you’re allergic to anything.
17.11.2025 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[here comes darcy, setting the cappuccino in front of the woman.]
anything else i can get for ya?
[there might be one with her name on it being made right now.]
17.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[darcy can make a mean cappuccino.
or just a regular black coffee.]
[nodding as she jots.]
coming right up.
[and she walks off to get it made.]
[well maybe layla needs to come by the restaurant where darcy works.]
17.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[writing that down on her pad.]
how do you want that made?
same to you. now what can i get for you?
[pointing to the menu in front of the other woman.]
darcy. darcy lewis.
17.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no big. it’s whatever.
17.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
