Did he try saying “thoughts and prayers?”

Could you imagine being a Ukrainian, living through bombings and feeling utterly abandoned by everyone else on the planet?

So ignore that and take a look at his post-grad C.V.

Hegseth didn’t know who “AK” was in the Signal chat group.

Iran was able to pull a majority of their enriched uranium out of the Fordow facility.

Khameini had been recently added to Hegseth’s “Need To Know” Signal chat and took advantage of his advanced notice.

Israel would never have attacked Iran under Biden! Why did Trump allow this? History will note that Trump was in office when WWIII BEGAN!

I love that Billy Ocean song about Elon, Ketamine Queen (No More Doge on the Run).

Taco! Love the fact that Trump even chickened out about feuding with the Ketamine Queen! He won’t even say his name! It’s not like he’s Voldemort FFS!

America First… and only, apparently.

Really should be America Alone.

Just feel that we’re all getting fucked and we can’t stop it. Schumer and his strongly worded letter? Give me a break.

Also, they’re a bunch of thugs me travel pedos because they’re fucking our children and their future.

Groundhog Day.
Infrastructure Week.
Trade Deal Fortnite?

GALLEGO: You requested $50m for a Gulfstream jet. Meanwhile, Rs are about to kick 13m off Medicaid. How can you justify that?

NOEM: It's to replace a jet that's over 20 years old

G: Would you be using it for travel?

N: No idea

G: We've seen the Instagram photos. Some really bad weapons handling.

Well sheeyit, I coulda posted this in 2005. He was a shitty developer, has awful taste, (cover it in gold leaf is not an aesthetic!) was a terrible “boss,” and is just an all around shit person.

Prices are NOT down you lying POS!

Unladen.

That you “wearing a younger man’s clothes?”

Apologies if so, because I don’t see color! Nah, I see color. Growing up my dad saw all sorts of color! Fortunately I finished growing, still able to see color, but realized color ain’t all that important.

Wait a minute…

Thank you! I think it’s okay to go “low” when they go “low,” but we shouldn’t promote the stupidity. It does too much damage to credibility.

When was this? NVM, I’ll plug it in to the Google box. This guy needs to be in a major motion picture. Somebody reward him!

Was it carrying a coconut?

there is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats

“This ain’t nothing! You should see my trailer in the city!”

Wanted to ask him if his “son” got a porn alert during this press conference. He’s giving Trump sloppy toppy the whole frickin time!

Finally getting something green sprouting in the Old Mission Peninsula. Enjoy!

Birds aren’t real.

I was thinking a stable upward trajectory.

Yeah, I can relate.

Why did Trump provoke India into attacking Pakistan?!?

Give me something to smile about. Recently laid off and there’s waaaayy too much of TFG.

Get Kristi back her lithium right now!

Hit him in the horcrux!