Trump will keep bombing until he gets someone on the phone in Iran who gives him the keys to their oil industry.
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The moose doesn't even have a hat
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The Great Gazoo
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I hope you enjoy the Michael McDonald
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Good news! Thanks for checking in.
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"Gang of 8" makes them sound too tough. How about "The Octo-wuss?"
28.02.2026 20:10 —
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"Gang of 8" makes them sound too tough. How about "The Octo-wuss?"
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I don't know, I play to "Genius" every day because it's the only place I'll hear it.
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Got a question for us on #TestShow440 ? Leave it here or use the hashtag by tomorrow 9am.
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Got a question for us on #TestShow440 ? Leave it here or use the hashtag by tomorrow 9am.
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Did he continue playing reduced string guitar?
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I saw a doc recently where one of them had become a maker of music for kids.
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I'm 54, but yes.
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Gabriel Kotter has resigned from his teaching position over his ties to Juan Epstein.
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Gabriel Kotter has resigned from his teaching position over his ties to Juan Epstein.
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Tomorrow's gonna be a purple hand day.
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I think the Nobel nomination window is still open.
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She looks like she has 2 Jeff Bezos hiding in her dress
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There will be memes from the first hour of the SOTU that will feel old and played out by the time he finishes up.
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There will be memes from the first hour of the SOTU that will feel old and played out by the time he finishes up.
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I think the thing that will take Trump off the rails tonight is having the Supreme Court there just looking at him.
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Not to be confused with "El Menscho" the Mexican-Jewish superhero.
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One day in the future, this is going to hang on the wall of a museum exhibit people visit in silence.
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?
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You're looking for Killjoy's Kitchen down the block.
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You've now gone longer than Carson on NBC.
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Some days the pearls to swine ratio is just out of whack.
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Now if you'll excuse me I have some ketchup to throw.
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