Paige E. Ewing

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

Wait, seriously. Alexei thinks you’re a werewolf?
Marc looked back at Chas, pain in his eyes, like he expected Chas to turn on him.
He'd seen Marc fight like a superhero and a glimpse of fangs. "That’s why you were naked!”
I’m not going to eat you.
I should be so lucky.
#questpit #W #PR #MM

"He's my price. You want me to work for you, then no killing the sexy little guy sent to rescue me."
“I’m five eight,” Marc said, “And I’m a werewolf.”
Chas sighed and rolled his eyes. “Yes, yes, you’re awesome. I’m impressed. Now, hush.”
#questpit #W #PR #MM

Mallory thinks she's finally discovered why people have tried to kill her since she was three--a prophecy that predicts a Harbinger that has the power to bring down the empire, and a chosen one who is the only one with the power to stop it. Just one problem...she's the Harbinger.
#F #WIP #Questpit

Group of freelance ghost hunters run on, labeled as “socially awkward,” “not really satan,” “nosy,” “absolutely batshit,” “anger issues,” and “the boss (allegedly).”

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER x SCOOBY-DOO, complete with:

Ghosts
Misfit ensemble cast
Hidden pasts
Urban legends brought to (after)life
Slow-burn oppsits attract
Unhinged spirits
Rapidfire banter
Missing people
Human experiments
Humor, heartache,& horror

#questpit #a #h #q #uf #spec #paranorma

A moodboard with the following pictures: the blue and beige ceiling of a Mosque, the silhouette of two people walking with a yellow sky, a tree rising from a forest in front of a mountain, a blue flame, and a golden horse, with the words "Two frauds don't make a right."

Sef is tasked by the local royal family to use his magic to find their missing prince. There's just one problem: Sef doesn't actually *have* any magic, and if anyone discovers he's a fraud, he'll be executed. This is fine.

#Questpit #Q #F #A

You’re really not here to seduce me?
Nope.
Who are you, then? And why are you naked?
I’m Captain Marc Ulfson with the US Air Force. I’m here to rescue you.
Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?
Aren’t you a little tall for a space princess?
#questpit #W #PR #MM

#questpit #W #PR #MM
Pack survival depends on werewolf Marc rescuing a kidnapped civilian from the Russian mafia. Joyously gay surf champion Chas is not what Marc expected of a brilliant data scientist. And it would help a lot if Chas would stop calling him Sweetcheeks.

LOL

I got a paid subscription for Teen Vogue a few years back, despite being 60, because it was the best political coverage I could find. They really wrote about the issues young people were facing and the future of the country. I'm more than a little heartbroken to hear this.

a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand ALT: a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand

My heart bleeds for you.

In case you don't know this, librarians are the best.

(I am a librarian, but I am not talking about me.)

I work in the field, and I know many wonderful, gracious librarians, who share knowledge because it makes them happy.

Sharing. In this day and age? Can you believe it?

I missed this when it came out. This is AWESOME!! Wish it was every state in the union, but this is a great start.

I do. Let me ping you when I get started audio booking. Need to do some more drafting and revisions before I get to that project.

Right up my alley.

Also, thinking about self-narrating my Liliana books for audio. I do public readings and folks always like how I do the voices and such. If you've got any useful tips or gotchas to avoid, I'd love to hear them.

Yeah, I'm in same boat. Too much to do. But since a fair amount of that is getting words on figurative paper, I figure this will help me get some of it done.

I've been doing stuff with SavvyAuthors for years, but they're struggling lately. They've got a November drafting goal class with daily word counts, aka a nano substitute class. I'm in, but their numbers are light. Anyone want to join a Nov drafting group? savvyauthors.com/community/cl...

There’s definitely a found family, cozy adjacent feel to it, but there’s a lot of fast-paced intense action that doesn’t fit the cozy fantasy vibe.

It’s set a few decades in the future, but it’s more of an #urbanfantasy than sci fi. The first book is largely about Liliana stepping out of her near shut-in comfort zone and making some real friends, then risking her neck to keep those friends from becoming chopped meat.

Oy, and a giant typo. Sigh.

Fastest way to find a typo, hit publish.

Attempt number 2, this time with a link, and #booksky shortcut tags!

The CID scientist, the unfairly handsome Fae prince, & the machine gun-toting fairy all say Liliana killed 6 soldiers. Now, she has find the real killers, fight giant spiders ... and maybe even socialize!

books2read.com/LilianaPreci...

#BookSky
📚💙🪐📚💙🌃 📚😂

For me, that's just Tuesday.

It looks like my dog melted

Some puppies take relaxation to a whole new level.

I totally forgot to add any tags to that last post. Sigh.

Liliana sees the future, but who wonders if a werewolf will accuse you of murder today? The CID scientist, the handsome Fae prince, & the machine gun-toting fairy all say Liliana did it. She has to find the real killers & fight giant spiders. Maybe even socialize!

Happy Yum Kippuh, everyone. Atone like motherfuckers!

I’ve passed 60 so the coming of age thing isn’t so much for me but I have a soft spot for pretty much any kind of romance. I’m working on an M/M romance book right now. With you know, a werewolf, and a nerdy data geek, because it’s me. ;-)