Lexthebest

Ted and Patricia approve of this

Playing the maracas just isn’t the same anymore

I’m wrestling with sinful thoughts because of this

Smut for Christmas ? Say it ain’t so !

Are you from Bulge-ria

Bonjour 👀

The mirror is jealous

youre the honey hive that the bears prefer

Be careful to not get osteoporosis

Chanel did the little black dress and you did the little black jock .

Pups of a breeder jock together

A jester‘s work is never done

I think we’re meant to be breast friends

Really went for the Jockgular with that jock strap

He’s white , historically age poorly

I see Europe , I see France , I see your lack of underpants

He’s back 🙌

Does this give you blue balls ?

🦵

499

Not the gun found near Charlie Kirk

Dead Sea salt to make the nether regions float better on dry land

Didn’t know about it but colour me converted

And his name was Clifford the big red dog

In these trying times , I give you my butt

Maybe the real reward was the clothes we took off along the way

Oh this ? That’s just the F/W 2025 Booty