TOOGOLDFORTHIS

I just bore witness to a 39-year-old man using the word “chillax” in his dating profile and now my eyeballs have to live in a jar on my nightstand.

Madison’s hot girl spiral with Mason after that attachment style conversation was TOO familiar. #loveisblind #netflix

meg referencing a Joe Rogan podcast. #loveisblind #netflix

Meg is fuckin insufferable. #loveisblind #netflix

Joey found that camera IMMEDIATELY. #loveisblind #season8 #netflix

#loveisblind so the manipulation tactic this season is sisters.

you know how lifting up a pregnant belly is like 🥴 for a pregnant person? This, but for boobs.

biblically accurate Gaga: returns.

autistics:
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the anthropomorphic yeast infection we know as El*n M*sk now has unfettered access to the payment mechanisms of the U.S. Treasury. #politics #america

Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.

I’m watching Cheers for the first time in my life and I finally understand why bar regulars act like that. #bartender #server #bar

ALERT ALERT: MONDAY JANUARY 27. ASBURY PARK AND SURROUNDING AREA:

ICE/DEPORTATION will be in the area of 1503 Sewell Avenue. Keep your eyes peeled for them - they’ll be sitting in a grey Jeep Grand Cherokee and a grey Honda.

Get the word out.

I love getting out of the shower and opening the bathroom door and when the fresh air hits the shower air it’s like FUCK I SMELL SO GOOD. good shower, team. Nice work.

My KINGDOM for a good long back scratch.

It makes my skin crawl when grown women talk to their male partners in baby voices.

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until that goth girlfriend’s reproductive organs end up in a jar on a shelf like a beloved tchotchke.

Everything about this “tiktok ban” is so wrong. I have a terrible feeling about the whole thing. #tiktokban

Finally reading the Lesbian Masterdoc. #books #booksonbsky #reading

At the Home Depot, eyeballing rotary saws (for legal reasons) Britney Spears on the radio. Oh, to be a girl on a Saturday.

don’t forget to piss off a film bro today by asking “who is david lynch.”

All thirteen days of 2025 have felt like the KidzBop cover of a Katy Perry song. #newyear

Yes I do let my dildos run freely throughout my apartment. If it makes you uncomfortable then LEAVE. This is THEIR house not YOURS. I don't come over and ask you to hide your CHILDREN. #lifestyle

If I could tongue kiss my TENs unit without serious repercussions, I would. #fibromyalgia #chronicpain

a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' . ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .

Today I was in a meeting and everyone was sharing sweet little anecdotes about their dads and I refrained from mentioning that my own father’s name is frozen in a jar of chili water & cat shit, cursed tenfold with every breath he takes. And you know what that is?

If the oppressor only knows the language of violence, and refuses to learn other ways to communicate, it is only logical for the oppressed to respond to their subjugation in a way that is sure to be understood.

You know what that was my bad ok I wasn’t totally clear: I wanted my back ✨blown✨ out, not thrown out ok I just had to give myself an 8 count to rock up off the subway seat.

Just started watching Rivals on Hulu and I thought the CW had a monopoly on exclusively casting extremely hot people like I can’t just run into this I am violently bisexual

A good note.

Is it just me or does the whole PLANET have the energy of an airport Quiznos lobster roll rn

Another platform that hasn’t brought back Top Friends. I JUST WANT TO RANK THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO ME ON SCALE OF 1-8.