@badadvicetoday.bsky.social
Sarcastic SOB with a phone and internet connection. “Bringing chaos to well-structured conversations since 2024!” - blueskyroast.com
Well shit!
28.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Famous Quote:
When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead.
Release the Epstien Files
This is the internet. People are mad because you asked that question.
23.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because he just found out his son has been jerking off to pornhub.
23.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pull my finger…
Go ahead, I dare you.
I was thinking more along the lines of it being only one more day till Taco Tuesday.
But this works.
It’s Monday, do you know what that means?
If you do can you tell me?
Thanks Lefty
19.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thank you @moberzan.bsky.social!💙💙👻👻💙👻
@arsphidius.bsky.social @drchellem.bsky.social @extremecdnliberal.bsky.social @badadvicetoday.bsky.social @juliebobulie.bsky.social @jasperthor.bsky.social @cody32.bsky.social @katester2024.bsky.social @grandin.bsky.social @karenkrarup.bsky.social
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Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you.
Salt
Cholesterol
Alcohol
The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.
You assume he can actually read.
17.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wooo Hoo thanks for the add.
Tells me a lot about you. And it’s not good. 😁
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Tomorrow is Monday.
Ignore your alarm.
Don’t answer the phone when work calls.
Enjoy your extended weekend.
You are welcome.
Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app
11.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bad advice for the day
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Alarm clocks are the devil. Cast them out of your lives.
Fuck Christmas decorations
09.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad advice for the day
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Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.
If you are able to get in the air.
ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus.
Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….
I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social
I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.
Such brave men, wearing masks after Covid told them that people who wore masks were pussies.
30.09.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today.
Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.
RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you.
That’s good enough for me.
Doctor, I’ll take a double please!
Did ya miss me. If not who cares…
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If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.
Jokes on me…. I forgot my password.
Sucks to get old but still better than the alternative.
But I’m back bitches!
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Keep escalating.
Trump is an asshole!
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Leave all of your nuclear bombers out so a $900 drone can blow it up.
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Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…
I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst
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Cut your own hair, if you mess up, it grows back.
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Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.
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If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.
