Chef👩🏻‍🍳Cunt👑💋🖕🏻

All that!!! And it’s fucking exhausting!!!And you can’t even say “fuck the bond.” ‘Cause hell, “bond” implies 2 objects working together for a smooth connection. And that’s not what’s happening, and it fucking sucks! ‘Cause you care, but you gotta do what’s best for your mental health

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That fucking part!! ‘Cause if it does, then the bond is based on lies and comfort, and ain’t shit anyway. So in that case, I ‘on’t need you!!

Bingo!!! I’m telling you. I will never not be annoyed by this. Always the people who claim honesty so loudly that are, in fact, little bitches cowering in a corner waiting for someone to stroke their ego so they can come out

We adults. Stand the fuck up and keep fuckin’ steppin’ ho!!

Saaame, bruh!!! Fucking same!!!! What kicks my ass is when they specifically ask for an honest response. Duuude!!! The fuck is that?¿?¿? I am confusion 🤯

💯💯 Say it louder for the weak asses everywhere

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Fuckin’ Thursday ☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻

May we all wake to something good in the morning✨

This. That’s how I know you reeeealllly thinkin’ ‘bout me. I don’t believe shit you say unless you textin’/callin’ when you tipsy 😂

🫶🏻😽

good night BlueSky

Always!!! 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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Oh muh gawd

I’ll hang from your lips instead of the gallows of heartache

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That part

💯💋

😌😌

I’ll take
1 spliff
2 full body massages
3 of the back blow outs
4 gut rearrangings
And can I get 5 hot makeout sessions?
Oh. And an extra ass slap?
To go

I love making weak ass bitches uncomfortable with my mere presence

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Fiiiiiiinnee

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Fuck! Does that get me removed from the club? Is there a fine?

Good thing I have a lifetime membership of the not cool club

I know 😩 It slid when I put my plate down 😮‍💨

😋😋

Pretty proud of myself that I actually took the time to “fix” a plate this morning rather than throwing some shit together 😂

May your coffee be strong, problems be few, and your socks stay dry 🫖🌄

Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻