Coffee☕️Cunt👑💋🖕🏻

A loving whisper at 3am: "oh, your coffee is ready"

It’s 2025. Can we PUHLEASE do something about the background noise/music being loud as fuck, but the vocals being quiet as church mice??

Y’all want people to watch your shit, but hell. That alone is enough to piss me the fuck off and turn off everything 😮‍💨🙄

Nothing agitates me more than a loud TV

Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

Love is harder when you’re rich and you’re a dime. Don’t need you to spend no money; let’s spend some time💋

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻

Pronouncing labubu like I’m Jafar from Aladdin.

Gahdamn. Everything I do keep this broke ho talkin’ 😂🙄

"A light here required a shadow there."
― Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse

🙌🏻

You’ll never find a messier female than a male 🙄

My soul feels like a battlefield, my mind a storm. I need queso dip.

📸 me

Barista: this drink has so much caffeine, you're going to be buzzing all day

Me: Does it come in IV form?

Deep down, in the places we don’t talk about, lies your truth.

Fuckin’ Friday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻

They sure do!! 😮‍💨

I’ve created a beautiful flower garden -cultivated a sanctuary for hummingbirds and butterflies. And nothing pleases me more than sitting out here taking in its beauty and the hummingbirds zooming right up to my face, tilting their heads inquisitively, then zooming off

One day they’ll hit me😂

hoodie w no panties on

How many shots of espresso til my soul comes back?

💯💋

And a bitch would STILL look at it thinkin’ she know what the fuck goin’ on 💀🙄🤙🏻

You treat him like a death row meal; I treat him like charcuterie😌 We ain’t the same, ho💋

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here unaware of your existence.

Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻

White men are blessed w the ability to piss me off more than any other.