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aaaaaaaaaaa * adults only please * rt heavy * umineko brainrot * plural shared account, mostly unproxied, pronouns vary by headmate

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Latest posts by patchouli2hu.bsky.social on Bluesky

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go โ€œoh shit, I need to check my bottleโ€ and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

05.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1536    ๐Ÿ” 1812    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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it's kind of crazy how microsoft managed to turn bitlocker into official ransomware

05.11.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medicationโ€”Check Your Cabinets Now Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.

www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

05.11.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1253    ๐Ÿ” 1863    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
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Agnes Tachyon needs more guinea pigs #umamusume #ใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜ #AgnesTachyon #ใ‚ขใ‚ฐใƒใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚ญใ‚ชใƒณ

23.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ€

05.11.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hanekawa Tsubasa ยท Bakemonogatari manga

05.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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iโ€™m too lazy to use this but i feel like iโ€™m cooking here

04.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9022    ๐Ÿ” 2178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
prez shows up to the go home club meeting thirty minutes late, not wearing her clothes half-right, covered in slutty body writing and dripping cum over the floor. it's fine because that's normal girl stuff

prez: you guys have got to quit it with these impromptu meetings. (no respect for other people's lives...)

offscreen club member: prez, i told you about this twice. also you're thirty minutes late

prez: really? (sweatdrop) h-haha, my bad then.......

prez shows up to the go home club meeting thirty minutes late, not wearing her clothes half-right, covered in slutty body writing and dripping cum over the floor. it's fine because that's normal girl stuff prez: you guys have got to quit it with these impromptu meetings. (no respect for other people's lives...) offscreen club member: prez, i told you about this twice. also you're thirty minutes late prez: really? (sweatdrop) h-haha, my bad then.......

scheduling conflict #nsfw

02.03.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 420    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
an illustration by spindle of the character Asimov, a half-elf with white hair, lying on top and sleeping on Ottilie, who's on her stomach reading a book in front of an open door. Sunlight is coming through the open door (on the right) and is shining on both of them

an illustration by spindle of the character Asimov, a half-elf with white hair, lying on top and sleeping on Ottilie, who's on her stomach reading a book in front of an open door. Sunlight is coming through the open door (on the right) and is shining on both of them

fell asleep

04.11.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5346    ๐Ÿ” 896    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Emma from Pokemon Z-A

Emma from Pokemon Z-A

Things to do in Lumiose City:

25.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1670    ๐Ÿ” 362    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bakemonogatari manga

04.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mihono Bourbon wants to commence some special stamina training...

07.07.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1197    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bakemonogatari manga

04.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ave mujicaโ€™s introduction at the end of bang dream itโ€™s mygo

04.11.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sometimes we forget how much of an outstandingly good vocalist 3L (of ShibayanRecords) is and then we listen to this https://youtu.be/b2SwqSzk-WA and remember

just literally another fucking level

04.11.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Neko Hanekawa
bit Yuri

30.10.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 281    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hanekawa Tsubasa

#monogatari #bakemonogatari #animeart

22.09.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re upset about this (as you should be), pick up the phone and call

stop-paypros.neocities.org

03.11.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1444    ๐Ÿ” 1507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i mean they adapted monogatari and didn't reveal araragi was a girl until zoku. so

01.11.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fall in lust with me

01.11.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am a wound and the world is salt

01.11.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
this one is on the same sketch book page as the arknights cinnamon bun comic, I was cooking that day apparently

this one is on the same sketch book page as the arknights cinnamon bun comic, I was cooking that day apparently

Xmas starts today

01.11.2024 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1686    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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saw somebody looking for this one so here's the official repost

27.01.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6898    ๐Ÿ” 1163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

the amount of doomed childhood friends in anime just proves that more girls should kidnap the girls they love and keep them in their basement until the feelings are mutual

01.11.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

there should be a halloween every month

01.11.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 290    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

31.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3072    ๐Ÿ” 3131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

this halloween i'm a lonely neet succubus. unfortunately i was already that so nothing's changed

01.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ†ใกใฎใ“ใƒใƒญใ‚ฆใ‚ฃใƒณ่กฃ่ฃ…!!ใ€€ๆ‚ช้ญ”ใฃๅจ˜ใ‚ณใ‚นใงใ™ใ‚ˆ!!ใ€€โ€ฆโ€ฆๆ™ฎๆฎต็€ใจใ‚ใ‚“ใพใ‚Šๅค‰ใ‚ใฃใฆใชใ„ใญ๏ผˆๆทซ้ญ”ใจใ‹ใ‚ตใ‚ญใƒฅใƒใ‚นใจใ‹่จ€ใ‚ใ‚Œใฆใ‚‹ใ‘ใฉใ“ใ‚Œใงใ‚‚ใƒ‰ใƒฉใ‚ดใƒณ็ณปๅจ˜ใงใ™๏ผ‰

26.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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