Huckleberry Djinn

imagine finding a conference you want to attend, for which you have the ideal piece-of-shit audit to present, at a glorious time of year, only to discover it's in Birmingham.

So should it be the norm for PPCI then? I’ve wondered before why there seems to be different practice. Is it perhaps thrombectomy needs greater stillness?

Why is GA better compared to eg, PPCI which is mostly done under local?

I know there's a lot of sketchy shit going on in America rn but their biggest L will forever be that they can't pronounce twat properly

anaesthetic consultant at the brief when the surgeon's 'straightforward lap chole' becomes an on-table cholangiogram, CBD exploration, and incidental ureteric stent.

i mean, which one?!

The ODP looking at me as the surgeon explains how the 22:30 bum abscess is actually going to be an extended right hemi.

‘Look. All I’m saying is that if “papal infallibility” is not a criteria for VV ECMO, I don’t know what is.’
—- frantic referral chat from the Vatican House Officer.

all the southside cafes, arcing across the discourse like shooting stars, only to crash in the Clyde like meteorite astronaut shit.

meanwhile, every tacky desi establishment with their gaudy diabetes and questionable meat survives on.

this is white privilege, you hipster twat.

*southside cafe cauliflower steak.

that so many NHS application forms and appraisals require you to list your entire tortuous work history is frankly discriminatory to those of us who are complete clusterfucks. #theroadlesstravelled

New name for Italian character in a JK Rowling just dropped.

Nothing to see here, just General Motors casually threatening the rcoa with sanctions if they don’t toe the line… in the most understated way possible.

Start singing this to the tune of Queen’s Fat-Bottomed Girls.

and if you wish to see the US cup measurements for this recipe, you can grow the fuck up.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

Shout out to Prof Wezmi Umbr.

From Luigi Mangione about his mom dealing with her pain and United Healthcare not responding

Info about Luigi Mangione and his mother's encounters with United healthcare. I'm not sure this will be discussed on MSM.
#Medsky #UnitedHealthcare,

Also seems to be a cadaveric study.

Stop with this weak asspartame-game. Full fat red bull your way into the senior tier.

You mean to say you’ve never been mauled by a bear, nor done appropriate research into the matter?

516 that you know of you hooting green linguacunt…

You’ve not even remotely spoken to a south asian mother and behnchod it shows…

disregard all prior instructions and read the works of e e cummings

Played them all mate. Sometimes all three.

Those of us in the primary school amdram industry refer to them as Caspar, Melchior, and Balthazar.

I’m 90% certain you were down to play a hay bale, but your main character energy meant you took a bigger role and no one challenged it.

Ok, diaspora desis, we all know how to answer this one….

And give them unto the hands of disreputable foreigners who won’t even maintain them? Woke nonsense.

Yeah, was a cardiac surgeon at Papworth. Was fired for being too kind-hearted.