Lord Pyro

My final thoughts on the Marathon reboot:

You know, a Digimon World game with DQ Builders style building mechanics would actually be kinda sick.

I think Wag The Dog should be mandatory viewing for all Americans.

We are so fucked as a species that this is a real headline.

I don’t think the world is ready for Filipinas to be added into Pokémon.

You mean every day?

Slop

So true, Pete. Fuck ICE!

“There’s a lot to hate about clubbing seals, but what if there was a mindful way to club seals?”

Based

This is so perfectly accurate what the hell

Twitter is like cigarettes for the eyes. BlueSky is like drinking non-alcoholic beer.

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How?

Why the fuck are these grifters NEVER capable of making even halfway decent thumbnails?

No.

You know the tide is truly changing when corporations are pretending to care about marginalized people again.

If it wasn’t intentional then it’s a crazy coincidence.

He has genuinely inspired me to get back into writing. Nothing gets me motivated to make art like the ego boost of seeing other people make impossibly bad art.

Remember Smiling Friends? They’re back! In Kosperry form.

Remember kids, cheaters never prosper.

Hey, did you know that if you’ve ever used Action Replay to cheat in Pokémon to your copy of Pokémon Black and then years later try to use the Poké Transporter, there’s a slim chance that it just deletes all the Pokémon in your PC?

Guess how I know that.

Huh, it is surprisingly easy to do.

You don’t think about how fucknormous Gundams are until you have a Heero Yuy for scale.

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

It’s not Marathon, but it’s definitely the most fun I’ve had with an extraction shooter.

I feel like Tom Lehrer would’ve loved the lyrics “Rest in peace my granny she got hit with a bazooka”.