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Cubic Jay-conium πŸ”œ Shoebox

@elflawyer.bsky.social

They/He Proud parent of a rescue dog. Love cube, cooking, fantasy books, history books, food history books, TTRPGs. We need to rework the Democratic Party. Only here til I'm ~35.

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Posts by Cubic Jay-conium πŸ”œ Shoebox (@elflawyer.bsky.social)

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

03.03.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1370    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9

Seeing a BYOB theater showing of The Lighthouse tonight

God I love independent cinema, Nicole Kidman could never condone this

02.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dare I ask

What toppings would this have at McD's

02.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG news

02.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi folks! I have a big announcement!

@nyc-mtg.com, @dmvlegacyleague.com, and @cubecon.org are teaming up to run a trio of charity tournaments in Baltimore on July 11-12

I am happy to finally invite you to...

USA Pauper Nationals
The Classic
And...
CubeCon DMV!

02.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7

It's not even hard mode in FRLG, you get metal claw!

02.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still resent the flashbacks at the beginning of each Load

02.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Issue 1 - it's go time.

CASCADE CASCADE begins tomorrow - but here's a bit of an introduction to us, what we're about, our FIRST MONTH of articles, subscription options (YOU CAN SUB BY BUYING A T-SHIRT BTW), and other fun stuff.

www.cascadecascade.com/welcomein/

02.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 14

Oh no

02.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shadowrun

02.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever had a Dutch pretzel

02.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it their job to uplift Nazis, though??

02.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top Alt: a picture of a guillotine

Every time Bret Stephens is published, NYT editors build their own guillotine

02.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#mtgPauper

announcement tomorrow. biggest thing I’ve ever done. stay tuned.

@fireshoes.bsky.social @emmapartlow.com @themaverickgirl.bsky.social @nerdtothecore.com

02.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

This is such fun narrative design

02.03.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want him so badly

02.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Noah Wyle has won Best Actor in a Drama Series for β€˜THE PITT’ at The Actor Awards.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/ActorWins26

02.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 16

Ooh you're definitely right

01.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm more interested on who the Dr Doom-looking mage on the right is

01.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! How's your cube been?

01.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pluribus is incredible

01.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, obviously they are

01.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They aren't sacrificing anything, they're enabling their own bloodthirst

01.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're willing to underpay Brazilian workers, but unwilling to print cards in Portogeuse. Make it make sense

28.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Strip

28.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it that bad there?

28.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(More accurately)

To all of the DNC politicians & insiders who pushed Biden as a candidate in 2024 longer than should be allowed; good job!

To the same people who prevented a primary; good job!

28.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this guy! He’s a creep! He’s done an immense amount of real harm, and he ruined Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency!

He’s already a nepo baby! Give an opportunity to someone with talent FFS!

28.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 432    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0
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what are you gunna do, just let them draw a card?

perhaps the most extreme example of "do you pay the one" that I've seen

27.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈChiitan is a transgender allyπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Chiitan does not fuck around

Be like Chiitan

27.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0